CfC_ZIzOu💙😎👨‍💻💻

football lover, Chelsea all d way 💥💙🎉🎉

[𝙳𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚢’𝚜 𝙶𝚒𝚛𝚕🫧🩷 @ASA___ODOGWU]

Incase you’re new she is a false r ape accuser and she advised women to falsely accuse men for r ape to get back at them if they hurt them.

[effectfully @effectfully]

That intense feeling of betrayal when you realize she's laughing at your jokes not because she appreciates your humor, but because she's sexually attracted to you.

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

My sister at her wedding: My husband deserves an award for surviving my mood swings.

Me who's been surviving her since childhood:

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

At the end of the day you lowkey just need a pretty chalant girl with a great sense of humor who threatens to beat you up once or twice

[eva edxn @evaedxn]

I’m no longer looking for love, I’m now looking for insider information on publicly traded companies

[𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗢 @mitchollo]

he is to the world cup what cristiano ronaldo is to the champions league.

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

A man at my wife's work has been sexually harassing her, but honestly I feel like it's her fault.

She chose to work from home, and she knows how I feel about dat ass.

[Tomori @otomporo8701]

🚨 WANTED FOR CONTEMPT OF COURT 🚨

IGP OLATUNJI RILWAN DISU has REFUSED to obey a 2015 Federal High Court judgment ordering the Nigeria Police Force to pay my right-hand reconstruction medical bill. I am a graphics animator SHOT by a police officer at a checkpoint in Lagos.

10 YEARS. No payment. No justice.

I face permanent disability without help.

Suit No: FHC/L/CS/573/13

#JusticeForTomori

[manu @pinkyilwoo]

Endrick : "Gosto tanto do clã uchiha"

Ancelotti:

[CfC_ZIzOu💙😎👨‍💻💻 @nnamokes]

@KutthroatG_ Lioness

[Big Jikada🇵🇹🏁 @bigjikada0]

Yes, they exist. Take me for example, if I eat rice and beans with stew and cow meat, my stomach go swell

[CfC_ZIzOu💙😎👨‍💻💻 @nnamokes]

@Headtop231 @KHALIQ_______ @gsrobertson89 Retard this was when he was at Chelsea and they stopped their pursuit

[SOFT @user4_Soft]

If no be packaging you no go believe, the kind hand wey meet me this year

[CfC_ZIzOu💙😎👨‍💻💻 @nnamokes]

@Mrclassick97 @dajabulani @aderemilekun_ Not none sha causes I'm sure they'd have tripmine the place but yeah the casualties wouldn't be that much

[Daniel of Ibadan🇦🇷🇫🇷 @oluwaDanielmii]

Primary school was crazy. You fit dey write test make your seat mate vomit indomie and eba beside you😭

[CfC_ZIzOu💙😎👨‍💻💻 @nnamokes]

@Uffuttuc @faveda12 @f_jxr_ U dull ooh how's 3000-2999 -1???

[CfC_ZIzOu💙😎👨‍💻💻 @nnamokes]

@Reinshaw1 @TheFootballFeed Then why isn't it on their own league the MLS

[Peng @Acedouglas01]

I like women who like me, want to be with me, call me, text me, and take me out. All that nonchalant, broke, wicked, and ‘main character’ aesthetic doesn’t move me.

[Shevy Omobolaji Jonjo @ShevyJonjo]

I see debt more like a death sentence and blood pressure riser. I avoid it with everything. I’ve seen what it does to people. 🤧

[CfC_ZIzOu💙😎👨‍💻💻 @nnamokes]

@merakixr Ultimate larper