nat

[layla @slphrrr]

[minion doing six seven hands] Bob kevinnnn

[bethany @thenightbethore]

no bras tomorrow for anybody. tits at half mast

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

SpongeBob is really patient with Patrick I’m glad Patrick has a friend like that in his life

[katerpillar @katerpillarAO3]

boy why you so yuuji itadori

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I literally don’t play soccer

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

why do we never hear about tasha's beautiful soul, hm? tasha's bubbly personality. tasha's dedication to her craft

[treech #SHOAL55th @treech07]

1 boy and 1 girl from EVERY state is a bit much? maybe he should combine states down until they have 12? i feel like that makes sense

[Jojo 👻 @JOJOsaysbreee]

okay update.

i contacted a local theater that specializes in playing indie films to ask if they would play Iron Lung. the sweet lady that answered was so confused when I asked and said

“it is so strange that you ask about this movie because today we received and onslaught of emails also begging us to play this movie. is there some sort of national campaign going on for this?”

LMAO
i said sweet summer child, you do not know about my brother, markiplier.

but she did say their general manager had already seen all of the emails and she would also inform him of my phone call inquiry and they have a very booked january already but will see if they can move things around. she told me to call back in a couple weeks to check on progress

WE MIGHT MAKE THIS HAPPEN IF YOU’RE IN SW OHIO! specifically near Dayton!

I’m also in talks with Cinemark about getting it played and if not i’ll book a private screening if they have openings.

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

me waiting for the spotify wrapped shit to move on its own

[mike @painbuiltt]

#loading….

[Kat Coffin Author @KatinOxford]

Me at ChatGPT:

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

so committed to the game he had his whole right arm replaced with a massive basketball

[isaac beetleparty @beetleparties]

scrub my exoskellayyyyyy

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

yall are eating dolphin forehead

[annika💒 @simulacrababy]

this is the type of toy as a child where if my mom took it away i would start screaming and hitting myself

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

calling yourself a nazi in america should get you shot on sight we fought a war about this

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Cub’s great escape instantly canceled by Mum