Annessa

texas tech alumn. texan living in Seattle, WA.

[Mike Jiménez @MJAcquiredTaste]

Dear @HEB

Feel free to tow me if you want, but… I’m going to keep parking at your Curbside parking spots, even though I don’t use Curbside.

All of these empty parking spaces in the front being held for people who are too lazy to go shopping themselves is a joke.

[AT @primediscussion]

Came in to see wtf was going on for himself.

[Maddie @maddiewhittle]

This is just straight up Righteous Gemstones

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Release the MRI results.

[Ophelia @hswift_]

she doesn’t want to sing at the super bowl because it’s her boyfriend’s space but he can sign her work… interesting

[gbae⋆lola @gbennylola]

NIC IS HILARIOUS… Nic will follow every good moment w huda and say i still don’t like u btw #loveislandusa

[dai @vietbaddie]

“coming from a hispanic household. that’s just how we talk. you’re telling her to meet you halfway you gotta meet her halfway too” bryan, YOU GET YOUR 10’s being the only man to stand up for amaya when all the guys were ganging up on her #loveislandusa

[kk❦ @claudvneuman]

now i truly understand how rob felt that night

[ali @probablyalissa]

They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight

[Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97]

Ain’t known a FUCKIN day of peace since FUCKIN NOVEMBER

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

YOU BEAST!!!!!!!!!!

[harriet @bequietharriet]

I���d love to be in the meetings they keep having

[Scott Leger @Scotterybarn]

one day our phones will all buzz and it will be THAT news alert

[eri✿*.ꕤ. @eternalcumslimz]

@PopCrave she puts so much effort into things that will flop it’s kind of inspiring

[tré easton @treeaston]

I’m just a millennial…

…standing in front of the U.S. economy…

…asking it not to crash…

…for the third time in my life.

[Rep. LaMonica McIver @RepLaMonica]

Seated and ready to hear some bullshit.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Dear #MAGA,

Can we hold your cult leader to his own words today?

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

"Mr. Trump you're increasing the volume of your voice but not the logic of your argument"

Yeah I'm stealing that. That's fire 😭😭😭