niraj mishra

Banker and cricket Enthusiast

[Sonam Mahajan @AsYouNotWish]

Suffering from constipation? Try Lahori Chooran.

Guaranteed to cure constipation by inducing verbal diarrhoea.

Side effects may include: hallucinations, fake news, excessive confidence, selective amnesia, imaginary victories, chronic fact-free analysis, sudden expertise in everything, Punjabi pronunciation of English, and an uncontrollable urge to go on YouTube and explain geopolitics.

For external use only.

[कुशल मेहरा @kushal_mehra]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[niraj mishra @nniraj0207]

@kushal_mehra This Chooran is Significant 😂😂

[niraj mishra @nniraj0207]

@keshavbedi @arvindsubraman I don’t know if it’s me but this guy sound so irritating

[Sachin Tendulkar @sachin_rt]

Well done, Arjun. ❤️
Proud of the way you’ve carried yourself through this season, always believing in your ability, staying patient, working hard quietly, and remaining positive despite having to wait for your opportunity till the very last match.
Cricket tests patience as much as skill, and you handled both beautifully today.

Keep your feet on the ground, and continue being in love with the game like you always have.

Love you always.👏

[niraj mishra @nniraj0207]

Pakistan’s Seniors League (PSL)!!!!

[Vikrant Gupta @vikrantgupta73]

Pakistan PM announced boycott of India-Pak World Cup match to stand in solidarity with Bangladesh. But now PCB says, give us more money, give us this, give us that and we will ditch our Prime Minister’s statement.
But saaaar, see ICC officials came to Lahore to meet Mohsin Naqvi and we’ve won: ICC delegation also went to Bangladesh before taking a final decision on them.
They held an Asia Cup game to ransom. And now a World Cup game. They didn’t boycott that Asia Cup game and they can’t boycott this World Cup game too.
But saaar, ICC came to Lahore for a meeting…

[Vikrant Gupta @vikrantgupta73]

BIG BREAKING: US has cut down trade tariff on India to 18 percent now

[niraj mishra @nniraj0207]

@vikrantgupta73 Will all Pakistani YouTubes will also boycott/ stop covering Indian cricket/ stop receiving benefits from Indian viewership!!!

[niraj mishra @nniraj0207]

Will all Pakistani YouTubes will also boycott/ stop covering Indian cricket/ viewership!!!

[niraj mishra @nniraj0207]

@iamqadirkhawaja Marsh seems less interested!!!

[niraj mishra @nniraj0207]

@Dig_raw21 Very well said!!!

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@RagavanKaushik @Dig_raw21 Why do you have to view everything from someone else’s lens.. learn to defend…

[niraj mishra @nniraj0207]

@iihtishamm It was the idea of those same people who made 93k Pakistani soldiers surrender in 1971!!! Hope it’s clear now.

[niraj mishra @nniraj0207]

Happy Republic Day everyone!!!! India 🇮🇳

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@faizanlakhani We will see!!!

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@MohsinnaqviC42 Drag it….. drama queen!!!

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@omar_quraishi You won’t understand how a professional organisations are run… I can understand how things are run in Pakistan!!

[niraj mishra @nniraj0207]

@ImTanveerA IPL bina Pakistan ke chal rahi mere bhai… even bigger and stronger.. Pakistan will be more isolated…

[niraj mishra @nniraj0207]

@ranjha001 Pakistanis are so sure of not going to the next stage of the WC… forfeiting is the only way to save them from embarrassment.. will they forfeit semifinal against India if they somehow reach??