Lulu Clint

small town girl with big city dreams -- aristotle // cleveland, born & raised

[Lulu Clint @nnluver]

Yo yo just a reminder the ice is melting haha that’s my fucken home

[Lulu Clint @nnluver]

@CodySimpson Shut the fuck up

[Lulu Clint @nnluver]

I will now begin a targeted campaign of cyber bullying Cody Simpson’s stupid tweets

[Lulu Clint @nnluver]

Just wanna hop into the back of a FedEx truck and ride #wanderlust #freespirit #LanaDelRey

[Lulu Clint @nnluver]

Aint trusted a car window since Hereditary

[Lulu Clint @nnluver]

It’s final. I wanna fuck Gritty, the Philadelphia Flyers Mascot.

[Lulu Clint @nnluver]

Y don’t we use pig titty milk

[Lulu Clint @nnluver]

You ever sucked a duck crying?

[Lulu Clint @nnluver]

Gonna to use that Mnuchin money to bang whores

[Lulu Clint @nnluver]

Going to sit on some Cadbury Mini Eggs and see what hatches

[Lulu Clint @nnluver]

I think I’ll just get really stoned, lie on the ground in my dark bedroom and cry while belting out Glee’s Greatest Hits

[Lulu Clint @nnluver]

I’d fuck LA Mayor Eric Garcetti

[Lulu Clint @nnluver]

I support Bloomberg BECAUSE of the harassment stuff

[Lulu Clint @nnluver]

Sick of these fake hoes missing my real hoes

[Lulu Clint @nnluver]

Fav food is cigarette butts

[Lulu Clint @nnluver]

It’s hard being such a Dummy thicc little penguin sometimes. Sorry boys, I ain’t clappin these arctic cheeks for you.

[Lulu Clint @nnluver]

Turns out penguins don’t get high of lean #bummer

[Lulu Clint @nnluver]

Id like to do what @Wendys did but in reverse. Have a witty and hip Twitter then everyone flocks to the multinational fast food restaurant chain I open in the wake of my twitters success

[Lulu Clint @nnluver]

Geese really had reputational glow up into the Bad Boys of 2019. Hoping 2020 is that year for us, Pengwins

[Lulu Clint @nnluver]

New Years resolution is to fuck @dril

[Lulu Clint @nnluver]

I’m putting my foot down. I’ve had it. There are too many letters in the alphabet for any reasonable person to truly know the order without running through the song