Nathalie with an h

Your path may be yours but watch for others along on the trail.

[Nathalie with an h @nnnatchos]

Making milkshakes because I need help with my yard work.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

A firefighter was asked why he couldn’t stop laughing while rescuing an elderly woman.
He replied:

“She told me I reminded her of her wedding night.”

[Hunter the Bounty Dog @huntergraybeal]

You can’t scare me. You’re not a DM that just says “hi”

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

A tiny alligator snapping turtle

[Mama Scar @___nwahs___]

Don't hate someone because of what they look like on the outside, hate them for the piece of shit they are on the inside

[Turgid Verse @gullyvuhr]

You know you're getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don't like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas paper wrapping tube is still fun to bonk someone on the head with 😂

[𝕃𝕍𝕆 @LittleVodkaOwl]

Beautiful fox in the neighborhood

[진아 @EdgarPoop1]

Is that a mirror in your pocket are am I just happy to see me

[Stoner David @DBStoner]

Did any of you ever bookmark a great tweet only to later realize it was yours?

Me neither.

[Stacey @skittle624]

I saw a shirt that said happiness is not expensive. That is a lie.

[Maddy 👗👟👒🍃☂️ @MadHatterMommy]

That’s a beautiful shade of tired you’ve got there.

[Nathalie with an h @nnnatchos]

@ericamorecambe @KatieDeal99

[Late to the party Laura @ericamorecambe]

The absolute horror when someone switches the call to a video call without any forewarning.

[Nathalie with an h @nnnatchos]

*puts giant candy vending machine out on porch.

[SeaShell @DianeP89]

A butter tart could fix me.

[alfie @alfienxo]

i laugh at my own jokes because i am my target audience. y'all just happen to be there

[𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟 🎩 @Jumperjohn1976]

My kind of people are the people who give a shit about other people.

[Nathalie with an h @nnnatchos]

@curse_t_70 This brings lunch to go to a whole new level

[Hunter the Bounty Dog @huntergraybeal]

Surely *this* slice of pizza will be enough.