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[James B Watt MBE @JamesBWatt]

🍻Competition Time!🍻

We are opening this amazing @BrewDog beer hotel in Edinburgh with beer on tap in all the rooms & fridges in the shower for shower beers.

Opens Q3 2021.

Retweet for a chance to win a 2 night stay for 2! 3 lucky winners will be picked at random 🙂

[~ @nnovvs]

@emmaanoonan Deep 🤘🏻

[Steve Rush @TheWhiskyWire]

WIN a bottle of the dramspankingly NEW Rampur Asava. An Indian single malt whisky finished in Indian Cabernet Sauvignon casks: https://t.co/6d3WSpg7os RT and Follow @TheWhiskyWire for your chance to win! @MPRComms #RampurAsavaComp #BeInItToWinIt #Win #Indian #Whisky

[Steve Rush @TheWhiskyWire]

WIN a bottle of the dramspankingly NEW Rampur Asava. An Indian single malt whisky finished in Indian Cabernet Sauvignon casks: https://t.co/6d3WSpg7os RT and Follow @TheWhiskyWire for your chance to win! @MPRComms #RampurAsavaComp #BeInItToWinIt #Win #Indian #Whisky

[~ @nnovvs]

We’re all gunna get pull it surprises!

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

Trump’s like the drunk uncle you immediately regret inviting to Thanksgiving. Just rambling out incoherent nonsense. Here’s Trump today trying to say the word “origins,” and instead he keeps saying the word “oranges.” Over and over and over again.

[~ @nnovvs]

@emmaanoonan I look forward to your stories

[~ @nnovvs]

@AvalancheTwitch @emmaanoonan

[~ @nnovvs]

🤦🏻‍♀️🤮

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Trump to woman reporter: "She's shocked I picked her, she's in a state of shock”
Reporter: “I'm not, thank you Mr. President”
Trump: "I know you're not thinking, you never do”
Reporter: "I'm sorry?"
Trump: "Go ahead"

This is institutionalized misogyny.

[Aubaine Restaurants @AubaineUK]

Enter our #competition to #win a free-flowing dinner for two. RT & follow to be in with a chance. Winner announced 28th September at 4pm. #WinItWednesday

[Norm Kelly @norm]

Half of 2018 is gone. Stop wasting time.

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

imagine your life was in jared kushner and kim kardashians hands

[~ @nnovvs]

@emmaanoonan This would have been tragically amazing

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

when the frasier theme comes on

[~ @nnovvs]

@ThunderbirdCKN hey any wings left!?

[~ @nnovvs]

I could potential be stuck in a nightmare and this tweet may not exist but my flatmate is a watching Friends on max volume at 1am and I’m sad and I think someone should know... #sendhelp

[~ @nnovvs]

@GRABTHAI Thanks for getting back, we’ve actually managed to get through to someone.

[~ @nnovvs]

@GRABTHAI hey, I am still waiting for an order from your bishopsgate branch that was put in about 2:30. Took the money, no food or answer from the shop. Not impressed..

[~ @nnovvs]

@Ch4BrickTamland @emmaanoonan

[~ @nnovvs]

@emmaanoonan You’re welcome