El Robert Daniro™️

6 de cada 5 personas me recomiendan.

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

“I could live here”

I say to myself as I stay at a 5 star boutique hotel in one of the nicest areas of said foreign city.

[El Robert Daniro™️ @no_capisco]

God, so depressing

[FemmeSatan @Damc9x]

Mi sueño más godín es tener una date con alguien saliendo de trabajar, ir por un café y caminar agarrados de la mano por reforma de noche con outfits formales de oficina y ni modo

[Hugo @Hugo3uk]

You tell people you not tryna drink and they act like you turned down 100k

[🕷️ @reallest_]

How i feel after saying "I don't drink" anytime I get offered alcohol.

[rahul @0interestrates]

forever grateful that city planners 150 years ago had the foresight to leave this giant swath of land for us to build a datacenter on

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

This and no PTO because I quit

[El Robert Daniro™️ @no_capisco]

@andy_pls Yo! DM jajaja

[MozartCultures @MozartCultures]

Florence Day

[mel @sickozomb]

qué dijiste de mis Sabritas de crema y especias pendejo

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

No debt.
Drug free.
Clean diet.
Clear mind.
8 hours of sleep.

This was me at my best. I was 10.

[UNSPOKEN 🥷🏻 @unspokenmind56]

"I did not conquer half the world by listening to men who had conquered nothing."

— Alexander The Great

[Softboy @softboywin]

White people be like I need to pick up my dog from montessori daycare

[Rafa Torres @Patottas]

México debe ser el único país donde las mujeres entre ellas se dicen wey y los hombres , papito, mi rey, muñeco, figura, príncipe…

[El Robert Daniro™️ @no_capisco]

@IrvingGatell @carlosbravoreg Entonces decir que “ni siquiera son personas” está bien?

[Parisian Aesthetics @Parisianaes1]

Saturday nights

[Burak Toraman @BURAKTORAAMAN]

Kierkegaard ne güzel demiş; “Neyi seçersen seç pişman olursun. Çünkü sorun tercihlerinde değil, yaşanmamış bir hayatı romantize etmendir. İnsan her daim gidilmemiş bir yolu cazibeli ve gizemli bulur. Bu yüzden mesele en doğru seçimi yapmak değil, hangi pişmanlıkla yaşayacağını seçip karar vermendir.”

[El Robert Daniro™️ @no_capisco]

@NIKKK_45 @Oiarjunrathore Great idea! Because she is an ex-man. See what I did there?