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certified vibe coordinator (she/her) / perpetually tired {existential}

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwest weather just throwing temperatures out like Powerball

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ACAB includes anyone who thinks we’re being too mean about Kissinger.

[Elizabeth Strater @straterize]

It’s Portia’s birthday. She’s the most perfect cat anyone ever met

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@straterize Literally best cat.

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Clown ass country we got here

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@The_Emmageddon @LolOverruled Vibrators and cocaine are just another thing the big pharma lobby took from us.

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@avi_lapp @RossanaFor33 If that’s your response, there’s nothing anyone will be able to say to you short of “all Palestinians must die” that you will accept as an answer.

Hamas does not equal all Palestinians anymore than the Israeli government equals all Israelis.

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@avi_lapp @RossanaFor33 Well it’s not murdering hundreds of thousands of children, that’s for sure.

[Jon Wurster @jonwurster]

I knew Biafra would win this one.

[Paul Blart @swagmastarpaul]

I’m puffing the catnip and shaking my furry little ass to some Fleetwood Mac in my cat tree right now I’ll tell you that much

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Why isn’t Dolly Parton’s “9 to 5” a union anthem?

[Lydia Polgreen @lpolgreen]

America, in one handy chart. https://t.co/4GPnO8vyKF

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That’s Saturday morning chat behavior, FFS.

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I love my dad but we all need to be on the same page that “got a minute?” texts during the middle of a work day from your parents are reserved for *emergencies*.

Not random questions about mail merges and how the guy who ran the HOA before you was super unorganized.

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@AmericanSexIcon @JortsTheCat And perhaps a little of the thingamajig

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@kadska @DawnXianaMoon @JortsTheCat Really just once or twice gets the point across.

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Every time I travel by train, I want to punch an auto executive in the face.

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The entirety of the internet is just one big data mining operation at this point.

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There’s a real art to quietly rage crying in the back of a Lyft.