artist formerly known as onepostaday

Yes, it's formerly onepostaday. 27. He/Him/They/Them. banner by: @lcdn51

Ignore those old tweets, please. Feel free to DM

[artist formerly known as onepostaday @no_posts_]

I'm laughing my ass off at this, they're having Osborn do The Peacemaker meme

[Nick 🕷️🕸️✨🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @Ultra__Mayhem]

The way any interest I could have in this comic immediately died

[dre 🇵🇸 @altoidsrevenge]

it’s gonna be weird seeing him on screen not calling niggas ancient slurs

[Haala ⚢ @haalaphrodyke]

It's greatest strength was its commitment to the tone and character beats of the Raimi movies. The biggest weakness was the commitment to militaristic tech fetishism of the MCU. Something that's only gotten worse with the sequels

[Stanley Baldwin @TopMontagnard]

George Lucas famously loved car culture (look at American Graffiti), so to him this would’ve been super fun

[BR41N @shinBR41N]

Superman has been trying to fuck a bat for 80 years and Lex did it in one week

[vibe instructor✌🏾🐝 @Vanessa_ABee]

you’re joking but they’re teaching him to count that high RIGHT NOW

[mgpi ➡️manifest ➡️vc ➡️vibechella @SYNESTHEIZURE]

SHE HAS DECLARED FOR THE HOUSE OF YORK

[yen ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @yenpyon]

thinking about being on the bus in kyoto and this white guy goes "um sumimasen spider desu", points to a huge spider next to the driver, and the old man driver just laughs and grabs it with his hand and tosses it out the window

[💀AmeLilith🏳️‍⚧️ @YuiMakinami]

👧: "Buy Mori Calliope's Membership so you can see her beat Off!"
👧: "I already beat Off in public!"

💀: "It's not easy, it takes a couple of streams"

#calliolive #LFGIGI

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

my dad got eaten by a really big ladybug on a trip to quebec

[The Forbitten McRib. @GREASESTAlNS]

this entire caption

[OBJECTUM 6/26 @ultraCLAIR3]

“as a straight guy who really craves rimjobs”

[KitsunZae𓌖 @KitsunZae]

Free healthcare, food, shelter, travel, universal passport, the best protection ever and if someone calls me a slur i can have that nigga executed man Doom can hang with whoever TF he wants

[jake @wormpuller]

Piece of shit centrist

[Miila Kuroi (Tiktok & Bluesky) @Miilakuroi]

🌹❄️

🇲🇽❤️

#RWBY

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

just answered a spam call that began witn an AI generation of my own voice talking to the AI spammer. not sure what the angle was but that was deeply unsettling

[Miguel @thatdaffyduck]

The main takeaway from this 10-second clip is that I wish Insomniac's writers realized that Spider-Man IS allowed to actually be funny. Were there any decent quips in 2? Always feels like Lowenthal gets the short end of the stick there compared to Keaton.

[grovy @grovymango]

happy pride to ppl who are not straight. this includes bad bitches with scoliosis

[Captain RatAttack @RatRicoTY]

Of all the hot takes of the new god of war, this is the most disingenuous.

[caroline :) @soonrightaway]

Mario comes out of the screen and gives me head!!! haha nah i’m just playing. i’m not even into that

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

Americans get less than half of the fiber we are supposed to and many people's meals are taken directly out of a box and placed in a microwave or oven. Most people aren't going through produce like crazy because they aren't cooking so much as *preparing* food.