Eddie C.

I sit down more than is good for me. he/him

[Eddie C. @no_relation]

If you're gonna be weird, at least be weird in a way that's different from everyone else. - Yogi Berra, probably

[Eddie C. @no_relation]

@RedPilled66 @KHOU @GregAbbott_TX He got reelected after the Great Freeze. I'm not optimistic

[Eddie C. @no_relation]

@howardtayler I know there's a trick for crispy hashbrowns where, instead of wringing out the potatoes in a towel or cheesecloth, press them in a ricer. Maybe that would help here, too.

[Eddie C. @no_relation]

@moniza_hossain @1000buckz @Category_Fury "Excuse me Beyonce, would it be possible to get a ride home from you? I'll let you have the last slice of pizza."

[Eddie C. @no_relation]

@Eddie_NYC 2 centuries forward, 30 years back.

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Sorry for screaming at the top of my lungs, but WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY JUST GOT EIGHT EMMY NOMINATIONS!!!!

[Eddie C. @no_relation]

@Eddie_NYC He'd want to be captain, and he'd be terrible at ot.

[Eddie C. @no_relation]

@daybreaker There's not enough softcore on Max to confuse it for Cinemax.

[Eddie C. @no_relation]

@SilkyJoshiMalik A critical mass of the population taking a personal day.

[Eddie C. @no_relation]

@lukemckinney Musk firing the valets because not everyone is driving a Tesla

[Eddie C. @no_relation]

@analoguepilot @AstroKatie #firstdraftjefffoxworthy

[Eddie C. @no_relation]

@tmbg @okgo @postcereals "You mean this Spotify playlist isn't about breakfast cereal? How am I to distinguish between music and cold morning soup?" -no one

[They Might Be Giants @tmbg]

Our friends @okgo are really being sued by @postcereals for their name, even though they had it long before Post did. Crazy and wrong but true! If you agree, please spread the word. Maybe we can stop this together. #okgo (pardon the repost but forgot a hashtag!) -John F. TMBG

[Eddie C. @no_relation]

@davidstolarsky @NanoRaptor This is a prime tweet.

[Eddie C. @no_relation]

@innergothic @AdamCSharp That sounds like a Molly Ivins-ism, which is about the highest praise I can give.

[Nicholas Mulroy @nickmulroy]

@AdamCSharp My dad used to say that people like this were “all wardrobe and no Narnia”.

[Eddie C. @no_relation]

@Espo408 @maxdubler I don't think "cool in spite of" counts.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

All of the countries that have been invaded by Britain

[Jude Atwood @JudeAtwood]

BENOIT BLANC AS DOGS
a Knives Out Thread

Benoit Blanc as a Golden Retriever

[Eddie C. @no_relation]

@Lrobinett @scalzi I don't think they're talking about the books, it's about the online presence/persona. They're still ridiculous, of course.