Noah Van Slyke

What’s good?

[Noah Van Slyke @noah2599]

@RealStatBetz 17-16 Texans

[DK🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 @1Nicdar]

🙋🏻‍♂️I Stand With Jason Aldean!

Retweet if you do too! 👍💯

🇺🇸🔴⚪️🔵🔴⚪️🔵🔴⚪️🔵🇺🇸

[Noah Van Slyke @noah2599]

Ohio state can kiss my rosy red ass

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

awareness level: 0
drunkenness level: 98
fireproof superpowers: 100

[Troydan @Troydan]

god's wrath for being a hoe

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Johnny Depp Trial Has Finally Reached The Moment Amber Heard Took A Dump In Their Bed https://t.co/ZLP9mMmOHq

[Cloyd Rivers Pics @CloydRiversPics]

Merica.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Please consider working at The Boring Company!

Our goal is to solve traffic, which plagues every major city on Earth.

[Market Rebellion @MarketRebels]

There is reportedly a Ukrainian fighter pilot who has taken out 6 Russian jets in air to air combat. He is being called the "Ghost of Kyiv"

[br_betting @br_betting]

Some inspiration for anyone that needs it from our good friend Mattress Mack 👏

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

This is what an NFL No. 1 overall pick's contract looked like in 1943 😳 🤯

(via @IVSink)

[Noah Van Slyke @noah2599]

This tweet made me realize how soft ppl are. It’s obviously a joke and they’re obviously friends. Stop crying about it

[College Confessions @collegefessing]

“My friend just got surgery and is stuck in his house for a few weeks…. So me and my friend pulled a prank on him and stole his ps5. He’s gonna freak out when he notices”

- NSU

[amber rollo @ambercrollo]

all dog costumes should have fake arms so the front paws are the feet. i realize this now. https://t.co/efpS5aQ8zz

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Did the Bucs' fan get a good deal for Tom Brady's 600th TD ball? 👀

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

You are a pending millionaire.

Rt if you’re with me.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

When OBJ is your COD partner and you finally meet in real life 🤝

(via @realDockery)

[Justin Hart @justin_hart]

We’ve lost our ever-loving minds.

[Noah Van Slyke @noah2599]

Obviously you didn’t serve

[Captain Silverstache @ameristralia316]

@KutzKurt @stevenbtrue @DuaneLe35866417 Can we stop calling someone who happens to sign up for military service for whatever reason "the protectors of our freedom"
It's indoctrinated conditioning.
My freedom was never threatened by those we bomb.

We are fighting harder to protect our freedoms right here at home.