TAFKAN

Him whom she loves, her Idiot boy.

[TAFKAN @Noah_Clock]

Dad sends me this picture.

Me: Is the garage roof alright?

Dad: Yeah I shoveled it off a couple weeks ago.

Me: Okay. What about the fucking tree on top of it?

[TAFKAN @Noah_Clock]

Belgium���s team is full of a bunch of dudes who look like they would die by the end of a war movie. #usmnt

[Hipólita of the Lily Tribe 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇦🇷☭ @its_hipolita]

This might be the most difficult cultural adaptations yanks have to make to truly join the global football family: we don't care about celebrities in the stands. The cameraman's job is to locate and then zoom into international baddies whenever play is stopped.

[heather @heatherjaykay]

Chills.

[Carson Cunningham @Carson_OKC]

I brought that up to my wife when it happened and said, “Reggie Miller is one of the best basketball players to ever live and says things that indicate he knows nothing about the game. It is astonishing!”

[TAFKAN @Noah_Clock]

Northern Minnesota @WorldWideWob

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 @the_det_times]

James Harden is PATHETIC 😭

[NBA Courtside @NBA__Courtside]

Skip Bayless says that was a all-time uncalled foul on Jarrett Allen:

“Jarrett Allen not a dirty player or fouler by nature but he’s playing a little out of control because it’s a desperation moment trying to get the lose basketball, and Ausar Thompson does get it. Jarrett Allen blatantly stumbles into the back of him and I don’t care what time in the game it is, it’s just a foul and you have to call it with 1.4 seconds left.”

(Via @GilsArenaShow)

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

NEW: Republicans are handing precious public lands to foreign corporations and billionaires.

We went to Superior National Forest, which is on the verge of being sacrificed to a Chilean mining company.

Americans want public lands protected, but Trump and the GOP want profit.

[TAFKAN @Noah_Clock]

@DaveMcNamee3000 I thought Robert Durst died?

[Maybe: Papi Women Neglecter vol 5 @JuicegawdinPriv]

Nick Bosa gonna see “C Kirk” on a locker and break down in tears

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Socrates in 460 BC: “The unexamined life is not worth living.”

Marcus Aurelius in 150 CE: “You have power over your mind—not outside events.”

Augustine of Hippo in 400 CE: “Do not go outside; return into yourself. In the inward man dwells the truth.”

Marc Andreessen in 2026:

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

When I say that every last one of these guys is a sociopath I am not exaggerating

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Isaiah Stewart on the bench seeing a fight he not involved in

[TAFKAN @Noah_Clock]

And then what happened?

[TAFKAN @Noah_Clock]

What would we do without Vilma telling us to remember a team down 1 doesn’t need a touchdown and could kick a field goal.

[TAFKAN @Noah_Clock]

Broadcasts won’t replay knee injuries anymore but will show you an achilles explosion 20 times.

[Maya @mayahiga]

alright listen up

[Chuck @DawgPoundChuck]

Game recognize game

[Archie 🇦🇺 @ArchieBPistons]

This the kinda hooper ya’ll been begging for btw