Noah Sattison

| Food Connoisseur | 8X Madden Turkey Bowl Champion (17,18,19,21,22,23,24, 25) AND 1X Santa Bowl Champion (18) 🏆🎮 | Raised a Hoosier 🔴⚪️

[Noah Sattison @noah_sattison]

Today is the day. I get to marry the most beautiful, special human being I’ve ever met. I thank God every day for blessing me with you. I have an amazing career, tremendous friends/family, and the perfect wife. I’ve made it. I have achieved the extraordinary things. AGTG 🙏🏻❤️

[Noah Sattison @noah_sattison]

@C_Enustun Eagle Rare 17 is phenomenal

[بهاء خليل Bahaa khaleel @rosemag_3]

هذا الهدف المصري الملغى
سيبقى شاهدأ على فساد الفيفا
الى الابد

[MLS Moves @MLSMoves]

Watch Tim Ream

[USMNT burner @burnerusmnt]

bermuda triangle

[Jason La Canfora @JasonLaCanfora]

Just focus on your club career and making the most horseshit, lifeless commercials known to man. Retire from USMNT. Team and program are better without you
You took last summer off rather than work with Poch to come back as an even bigger underachiever.
Stay in Europe. We good

[Caleb Noe @CalebNoeTV]

“Now I get time to rest, so it’ll be okay.”

Is that really how we’re looking at this?
Can’t believe this is real.

[Gravvy 🇲🇽 @coutixszn]

I saw Mohamed Salah play 120 minutes in a knockout game at 34 with a hamstring injury and he got MOTM while leading his country to win their first ever knockout game, some players don’t have it 👍

[Tommy Tuberville @CoachForGov]

Mental illness.

[steve ceruti @Ceruti]

Neymar talking shit here just about sums up his career

[scottwildcat @scottwildcat]

He is perfect for Canada. I hope he is stripped of his American citizenship. What an absolute tool. Loses 3-0 to and says “I’d rather be us than them” GMAFB. Jesse Marsch is an absolute LOSER.

[Noah Sattison @noah_sattison]

@d_tao Sure, but I would take KC12 over it any day of the week!

[Noah Sattison @noah_sattison]

Waiting for the @GHSBill Bobby Bonilla day post

[Bad Stevens @DeathbyCeltics]

Kawhi Leonard wants to spend the rest of his career outside the jurisdiction of the FBI. Wow.

[Joshua Block @WAFGHAF6769]

Lmao Extenuating Circumstances like flying to Birkdale three weeks before the Open to play practice rounds. What a joke.

[. @HalToHell]

I don’t think people realize how hard it is to get into the HOF. Here’s Kyle Schwarber vs Lance Berkman thru age-33.

Berkman got 1.3% of the vote in his first and only year on the ballot. Schwarber has no chance.

[Noah Sattison @noah_sattison]

@xDangitDave @FendlerTweets @MLBTheShow Dev team is too stupid to fix servers/ slow menus, a mini season glitch, broken exit velocity, glitched pitchers, and you think they would do that?

[Noah Sattison @noah_sattison]

@RBird101 @MLBourBoN More oak driven than ER 12?? I thought ER 12 delivered a great amount of oak and burnt sugar

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

You have a net worth of $232.7 million.

You can afford to write 77,500 families $3,000 checks.

Why is it always my money and never your money you want to hand out?

[Dante 🇺🇸 @DanteTheDon]

Trash city, filled with trash people, gonna do trash shit

[Noah Sattison @noah_sattison]

@rearxnz @WC_Autism @ConnorPedersen9 The same exact sound played twice, are we on the same page?