Mufiala

A christian | A (Highway and Transport engineer)| A sugarcane farmer | Future top 70 under 70|here for laughs and hugs

[Mufiala @noahasaka]

@JMG_smasher @Ma3Route @ntsa_kenya @NPSC_KE @KenyaRedCross @Mate_Tongola @KURAroads @kipmurkomen No matter how perfect a design is "drunk driving will cause accidents even on a straight line ....." the problem here is drunk driving...

[Mufiala @noahasaka]

@OneSantuz @FIFAWorldCup Jinx

[Mufiala @noahasaka]

@Lennykush Relaaxxx

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Didmus Barasa is likely to be the next governor of Bungoma, not because he's competent, but because Bungoma is among the counties with some of the most illiterate and politically uninformed people in Kenya. Many Bukusus love money and free alcohol, and Barasa is good at handing them out.

[Deep Psychology @DeepPsycho_HQ]

Crazy how even minding your business makes people upset

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Go to your sacco and take the biggest loan you can , keep your account in constant negative .winter is here .

[Mstephanõ @Mstephano_]

A man has to see more to be more

Staying in the same space for too long limits his vision

A moving man shall meet his luck.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Learn to thrive and survive alone,

People will abandon you,

Your woman will abandon you,

But your spirit will NOT,

But your inner strength will NOT.

Be your own anchor.

YOU ARE A MAN

#MasculinitySaturday

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

The greatest battle you'll ever fight is not against another man.

It is against you, inside your mind.

Between discipline and desire.

Between purpose and pleasure.

Win the war within, and every other battle becomes easier.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

A man's wife was murdered in Japan in 1999. Satoru Takaba spent the next 26 years paying $145k in rent to keep the crime scene completely untouched, believing future DNA technology would catch the killer.

He was right.

[Mufiala @noahasaka]

Bad accident involving multiple vehicles Mombasa road near the Mlolongo U turn @C_NyaKundiH

[Duke Laston 🇰🇪 @dklaston]

The thread you have been waiting for 🔥🔥🔥

Last weekend I put my new G350d for a a proper Kenyan road trip.
📍Nairobi → Kitale → Kisumu → Kisii → Nairobi (1,053 km).
Here are my honest thoughts after spending hours behind the wheel. 🧵👇

1/ First things first.
The G-Class is an event.Every fuel station, every town, every parking lot... people were pulling out their phones to take photos and videos. It wasn't just another SUV. It was the talk of every stop. Show stopper indeed. Got the police saluting 🫡 at every road block. It go so much attention that we actually started getting worried with madam… did we make the wrong move ? That was her question 😅
It was very intimidating to the general public 😅.
It’s impossible to go unnoticed 😎. Whether you want attention or not.

[Donald B Kipkorir @DonaldBKipkorir]

For FULL INFORMATION:

1. My kid bro was on the road @ntsa_kenya said he was though he didn’t know the speed he was driving at.

2. When my bro sent me the text from @ntsa_kenya , I told him to verify before he paid.

3. He called the number on it & was told to pay the fine in any @KCBInKenya nearest to him.

4. When my bro returned to Nairobi, he went to KCB Branch at Freedom Heights on Lang’ata Road.

5. My bro went to a bank teller who confirmed the fine is legitimate & that he can pay the fine.

6. My bro paid the fine & was issued with a KCB receipt!

The entire process looked so legitimate except that after paying, my bro got the text alert that the money was paid to an account of CATHERINE JERONO TOMNO.

Unless @ntsa_kenya & @KCBInKenya publicly respond to this, then we will assume that they are part of a scheme to defraud Kenyans. Why should public funds be deposited in a private account?

[Ciru Muriuki 🇰🇪🪬 @CiruMuriuki]

And we have the same number of World Cups 🤭

[🇪🇸 @marigawept]

Salary ilidelay nkainivite my then gf sleepover nikamshow I won't be able to get her treats she's used to labda tukule ugali mayai tudoz akasema tureschedule adi siku kichele itaingia.Niliumwa ajab but atleast that day I knew she's in love with Spiderman not Peter Parker

[Eric @amerix]

A man can be seated next to you, smelling of perfume, polished shoes, clean shirt, and inside him there is a whole funeral service happening.

[The Raila Odinga Amolo Foundation @RailaOdinga]

Sundays are for football, even at 39,000 feet. #ARSMUN

[Lewis Hamilton @LewisHamilton]

COYG 💥

[Mesut Özil @M10]

Trust the process💔😟

[Rola @kofoworola__a]

Now that Guardiola is leaving, I expect all ManCity fans to return back to their original clubs

[AFC Bournemouth 🍒 @afcbournemouth]

We are ready 👊