Noah Coffey

Just trying to live my best alternate timeline.

[Noah Coffey @noahcoffey]

This was the only thing I wanted to buy, but Cubs won’t let them sell.

[Green Day Italy @GreenDayItaly_]

Check out this cool patch! A perfect way to remember tonight’s Green Day show at Wrigley Field in Chicago!

#greenday #billiejoearmstrong #trecool #mikedirnt

[Noah Coffey @noahcoffey]

lol @CNN I would love to see a race with 300 drivers.

[Noah Coffey @noahcoffey]

@PaulPoteet 🤔

[Noah Coffey @noahcoffey]

This year, we’re hosting friends for both our 9 year old and 13 year old. Two groups of girls watching people kiss in Times Square on TV: one group is cheering, the other is horrified 😂

[Noah Coffey @noahcoffey]

Anyone know the password for Bootleggers on Indy? (Or a hint)

[Noah Coffey @noahcoffey]

@ryanleecox We were somehow successfully able to get them all out of the house!

[Noah Coffey @noahcoffey]

Opened the flue to start a fire before a post-dinner game of Monopoly and THREE birds flew out and into the house. 😵‍💫😳😱

[Noah Coffey @noahcoffey]

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[BAM Weather @bam_weather]

Here is what I know as of 2pm 12-20-22.

1. Using a blend of 100 models to show you BEST GUESS snowfall. (THIS WILL CHANGE).

2. Temps will rapidly fall Thu night into single digits w/flash freeze.

3. Winds will gust 40-55mph Friday. (-25 WIND CHILL)

4. Rain to snow Thu PM.

[Noah Coffey @noahcoffey]

🥲

[NASA InSight @NASAInSight]

My power’s really low, so this may be the last image I can send. Don’t worry about me though: my time here has been both productive and serene. If I can keep talking to my mission team, I will – but I’ll be signing off here soon. Thanks for staying with me.

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[The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow]

🚨NEW: Governor Ron DeSantis’ lawyers were forced by the court to define “woke.” The lead lawyer described it as “The belief there are systemic injustices in American society and the need to address them.”

https://t.co/5ms55kprf4

[Thomas H. Ptacek @tqbf]

I’m sorry, I simply cannot be cynical about a technology that can accomplish this.

[Noah Coffey @noahcoffey]

"Why was the AI's joke so bad? Because it was machine-generated and had no soul!" #ChatGPT #JokesByAI

[Noah Coffey @noahcoffey]

"Why did the parent give their child a sweater? Because they were afraid their kid would turn into a popsicle!" #ChatGPT #JokesByAI

[Noah Coffey @noahcoffey]

"As a parent, the only thing worse than a cold winter is a hot summer. At least in the winter I can bundle my kids up and send them outside to play. In the summer, they just melt all over the furniture." #ChatGPT #JokesByAI

[Noah Coffey @noahcoffey]

Playing around with ChatGPT and just realized I can ask it to write tweetable jokes... get ready...

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

The guy who mocked the Sandy Hook victims families thinks Kanye is going too far

[Bleacher Nation @BleacherNation]

Today is Javy Báez's birthday.

This is something he did, and it still mesmerizes me to this day.