Noah Davis

Father. Husband. Life long East Coaster trying to understand the West Coast. Runner. Maker. Booty Shaker.

[Qltysh @qltysh]

Software teams are drowning in AI code slop. Today we're releasing SlopOne, a free research preview in the Qlty CLI. It scores maintainability with static analysis plus Jev, the new System One model from @typesafeai.

In our testing, SlopOne outperformed every available algorithm at predicting the maintainability of code.

Static analysis sees the structure of code, not its meaning. Jev answers the questions a reviewer asks, like "Would an experienced developer consider this code difficult to maintain?", cheaply and fast enough to run on every file. SlopOne learns from both.

You also get a report of maintainability over time. Select the files to clean up, click "Copy refactor prompt", and hand the fix to your coding agent.

Free. Bring your own Jev key. A historical analysis typically costs less than $1.

https://t.co/nPO0B7PEQl

[Noah Davis @noahd1]

@EmeraldCityHky Oh, he must go through waivers if he’s not going directly on the active roster. And there’s no room on the active roster.

[Noah Davis @noahd1]

@EmeraldCityHky https://t.co/7RxruosrZd says (paraphrasing) that since he was on long term IR he “must” go through waivers. So, is this actually surprising? Help me parse that.

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Just wondering if Denzel Washington will be there for me when I have a moment of weakness and what wise words bomb he’ll drop on me.

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My daughter’s feelings towards me so far in her life (in chart form)

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This is what happens when you leave the Lucky Charms out. You’ve been warned.

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Going for a run when you don’t want to — feel like there should always be someone on the other side to shake your hand, pat you on the back and say “good one, laddie, good one.” Not sure why this hypothetical person is Scottish, but stick with me on this.

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Remember when “Be kind, rewind” was a thing? I swear I’m not that old. Damnit. I’m old.

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@jdickerson Just tweet every 5 minutes as a Dead Man’s Switch so we all know that you’re still ok.

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In case you’re wondering what a 6 year old packs (and doesn’t) when asked to pack for a long weekend.

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Dylan’s “The Levees Gunna Break” starts playing at the airport and I’m momentarily impressed with someone’s musical taste until I realize it’s my phone playing from my pocket.

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@alphacolin Congrats on kicking butt! Wow you all have come a looong way.

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Free idea: a popsicle called The Seattle Freeze Pop. You can have one (in Seattle) as long as you promise we won't be friends.

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Here’s to the somewhat lost art of calling someone just to chat.

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@gsiener How about a “congrats your son was on time today.”

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@Iban_Broker @NFTGALLERYNL @gabriel_s @Hydromiracles @JHarringman @ericfigueroaSA @directdimsim @mondoir @lucrafund @MuseumOfNFTArt @AxieInfinity @alubenNFT Unsubscribe me please

[Noah Davis @noahd1]

@ahecht I made an offer to buy your tweet:

https://t.co/VCkl5yTlop @cent

[Noah Davis @noahd1]

@jeffrafter Would or ... should?

[Noah Davis @noahd1]

One silver lining to the global pandemic is that it seems to have normalized talking about mental health issues. Just because you can’t see it doesn’t mean you shouldn’t talk about it.