Noah

Taking photos. Making things.
Coffee before conversations.
Somewhere between the city and nowhere.

[Noah @noahelsewhere]

I don't really have a theme here.
Just things I notice.
A good coffee.
A strange book.
A walk that took longer than expected.
A photo I almost didn't take.
Sometimes I write.
Sometimes I disappear.
Mostly, I'm just trying to pay attention.

[Noah @noahelsewhere]

My SmartX trader type: “The Liquidity Donor.”

“You’re not trading. You’re funding the ecosystem.”

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[Noah @noahelsewhere]

i’ve been [ ZDACTED ].

yours is still ████████.

@zdacted https://t.co/xlbFBlZaYX

[Noah @noahelsewhere]

@hypercars10000 @RobinhoodCrypto 0x4AC56F48D31DA847b16e13E556F52bc2CFb94Fb9

[Hypercars @hypercars10000]

HYPERCARS NFT MINT: TOMORROW. 17 SEP.
21:00 CET / 19:00 UTC / 3PM ET / 12PM PT

10,000 cars. fully 3D, entirely onchain.
only on https://t.co/SexDXOFPDp | @RobinhoodCrypto | ERC-721

quick explainer because Kiosk is new: think uniswap for NFTs. the collection launches as its own pool and the liquidity keys are burned. mint ETH goes into a locked reserve that backs every car. the kiosk always has a bid up, so you can sell any car back the second you want out. no admin keys. nothing can be changed after launch. pricing follows a bonding curve, like a uniswap pool: each car costs a little more than the last.

and to be clear on the art, because "fully onchain" usually means svg: this isn't svg. svg is flat, vectors on a plane. hypercars stores actual 3D model data in the contract, meshes with depth, and the chain renders the car from that data alone. you can orbit these. onchain art has never had a third dimension before. the PS1 look is what real 3D inside EVM limits produces, and we leaned into it.

on trading: the kiosk pays the floor and it's always there. rare cars may be worth more than floor, so list those on opensea or blur. royalties from marketplace sales flow into the reserve anyway, the floor gets stronger wherever you trade.

what you're getting:

- reserve locked, ownerless. nobody can touch it, including us
- fair launch, fair distro, enforced by the contract
- fully onchain, immutable
- buy or sell whenever
- every NFT backed by ETH from the first mint

whitelisted wallets get first access.

mint only on https://t.co/SexDXOFPDp.
there's no contract yet.
any CA you see before mint time is a scam.

[if you read this far... whitelist for anyone who reads this far and references the special trailer edit in the comments + posts their wallet]

[Satoshi University @SatoshiUniv]

🏆Satoshi Award Preliminary Selection is LIVE!🏆

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[Noah @noahelsewhere]

@SatoshiUniv 111

[GEB @BitAgere]

Big cheers to @Moongate on their upcoming TGE!🥂

We’re thrilled to join forces with Moongate and share 8,000 $MGT with the community!

🎁 800 $MGT for 10 winners each!
⏳Ends: Nov. 22 23:59 UTC

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[Noah @noahelsewhere]

@BTClayer2 @Moongate like

[Noah @noahelsewhere]

@burnt_xion #xion,#Fractit good

[Puffer UniFi @puffer_unifi]

🐡Puffer Power is HERE! 💪

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[Puffer Finance 🐡 @puffer_finance]

🐡 UniFi AVS is coming! 💥

Get ready for a game-changing innovation for Ethereum’s scalability, user experience, and decentralization.

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Let’s dive into what UniFi AVS is and why it matters 🧵👇

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[Noah @noahelsewhere]

#timeto #getcorny https://t.co/XwS6hh1kYZ

[Noah @noahelsewhere]

@weremeow Ba7uMmHM7RpATghCzgDXXfepAHDyqyhTVnM6uPr5qJc3

[Noah @noahelsewhere]

We're excited to launch our #Airdrop Campaign with
@Bybit_Web3
! Valuing in a $600,000 $BEVM token will reward our #Bybit Web3 wallet event participants.

[Noah @noahelsewhere]

$60M BEVM Visionary Builders (BVB) Incentive Live Now!

[GEB @BitAgere]

BEVM-Stack is Set to Integrate with Op-Stack!🔥

To enable seamless interactions between #Bitcoin and the EVM ecosystems. We're soon launching⤵️

BEVM-Stack Testnet, compatible with OP-Stack using #Ethereum as the DA layer and $WBTC as Gas.

Stay tuned for more! ✨@Optimism @WrappedBTC @BitGo

[Noah @noahelsewhere]

@BTClayer2 @Optimism very well

[GEB @BitAgere]

🎉We're excited to launch our #Airdrop Campaign with @Bybit_Web3!

Valuing in a $600,000 $BEVM token will reward our #Bybit Web3 wallet event participants.

Don't forget to claim your exclusive certificate: https://t.co/YEdf3LtHEX

[Noah @noahelsewhere]

@BTClayer2 @Bybit_Web3 It's amazing