Brookmans

Lover of the great outdoors. Use Twitter for moaning to companies when I get shoddy service. Also calling out jumped up politicians

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@jgmarshallwrite @curiousways @Right_2Roam I know, why did you say it? Farmers are only trying to make a living from their land, why want them prosecuted?

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@KenSmit82564550 @curiousways @Right_2Roam You deserve a ritual beating for being such an insufferable cunt

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@HelenMorganMP The Lib Dem activists always appear the best turned out of the major parties. Tory activists are generally fat; Labour’s look dirty and Reform, well the less said the better.

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@JGray Do you also agree that belligerent behaviour, ascribed to you in Rory Stewart’s book, is also unacceptable?

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@joeharrispark @JGray @zoe_billingham @CarmeloGarc1a @WiltsAndGlosStd Having multiple Jamie Oliver cookbooks is an attack on good food. Have some dignity. I condemn your culinary ignorance wholeheartedly.

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@Roberts56Gavin Those lecterns in the first photo look like they’re falling over domino style!

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@lukerobertblack Why have you inverted the image?

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@Johnny__Luk It’s all a joke for you, isn’t it. Pathetic.

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@JoePorterUK @PennyMordaunt @andrealeadsom Why are all the male Tory activists so fat?

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@NatashaMDay Is that your messed up “trans” kid in the box? A bit young for you to be roping then into your woke wet dreams, no?

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@Bobby_Alden @Conservatives @GarySambrook89 @JulianEllacott @CCACllrs @LGACons @BCCTories @Walking2Win @ToryCanvass @RicHolden Gary Sambrook likes big dinners.

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@allanwin @DreyfusJames You never know, Taylor could still call you, maybe.

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@Grumblehampton @PollingReportUK I always look on the Brightside of life.

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@Grumblehampton @rosie_wrighting @Dalwahabi No answer!

Oh Rosie! You’ve been made to look stupid by a bear in a bow tie!

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@JulietB270880 @tomorrowsmps This looks like a very prescient comment. Labour odds on favourites for the seat 2 weeks out!

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@bhlabour @lloyd_rm @Amandae995995 Why’s she got a hat on indoors?

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@faizashaheen @ronnieo147 It’s really sweet that you think you’re going to win. Bless.

Deluded.

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@bartha_adam In those scenarios it’s normally someone else voting for you anyway.

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@jackgooner123 @ElectionMapsUK This will turn out to be nonsense. Labour or the Tories will win GY, and there won’t be much between them.