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[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

On Juneteenth, we celebrate our capacity to make real the promise of our founding, that thing inside each of us that says America is not yet finished, that compels all of us to fight for justice and equality until this country we love more closely aligns with our highest ideals.

[Clint Smith @ClintSmithIII]

I’m thinking today, as I do every Father’s Day & Mother’s Day, about the millions of incarcerated parents. I’m thinking of how so many of them can’t even afford to call their children bc we’ve made phone calls from prison too expensive. They, and their children, deserve better.

[noapparent @noapparent]

I am the textbook definition of a walrus?

[Stream Don’t Leave Me On The Dancefloor @Neil_McNeil]

I am the textbook definition of a good good man

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gnight to the miracle
(Quit looking around,
you’re the miracle, YOU)

[Magic Realism Bot @MagicRealismBot]

You discover that you are made of flowers.

[Joe Pera @JosephPera]

I am here, Cher

[noapparent @noapparent]

it's nice to feel some hope

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

El Paso, Texas

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Elphaba: And nobody in all of Oz... no wizard that there is or was... is ever gonna bring... ME... DOWN!

Glinda: I hope you’re happy!

Ensemble: Look at her, she’s wicked! GET HER!

Elphaba: BRING ME DOWN!

Ensemble: So we’ve got... to... bring... her...

Elphaba:

[COUSIN GREG @DJDizzyAClem]

If you can’t sleep in an outfit, why are you wearing it?

[Kat McPhee @katharinemcphee]

voting matters 🙃 register here: https://t.co/1QdiNXD9Rk #midterms2018

[noapparent @noapparent]

my mom: emo, you know like a joke
me: ummm I think you meant 'meme'

[Emily Daucher @emilykathrine]

“What’s an emo? I thought it was an animal” -my mom

[David Juurlink @DavidJuurlink]

My 13 y.o. son told me that when he hits 99 pounds, he wants to eat one pound of nachos on his own so he can be 1% nacho.

[Matthew Chapman @fawfulfan]

"Civility" = treating white people with respect.

"Political correctness" = treating anyone else with respect. https://t.co/00VPr9To7h

[noapparent @noapparent]

stahp https://t.co/gM1wwsNtJs

[COUSIN GREG @DJDizzyAClem]

Y’all know Phil Dunphy has it.

[Stream Don’t Leave Me On The Dancefloor @Neil_McNeil]

Manhattan is a confirmed bisexual icon https://t.co/oJydDgAzNP

[Rhian Wilkinson @rhirhi8]

You've just described every female athlete https://t.co/N43QksQeWk