COUSIN GREG

Magic Mike XXL is a cinematic masterpiece that delivers on the failed promise of the first film to provide a fun romp about male strippers. she/her

[COUSIN GREG @DJDizzyAClem]

A midwestern vampire who can’t leave your house until you say “Umm okay well I’ll let you out.” after it stands there awkwardly for a while.

[COUSIN GREG @DJDizzyAClem]

@DisneyStudios And ‘a’ole pono means “Not necessary”. What does making a live action version add to the conversation as opposed to regurgitating what worked 20 years ago. Disney has really fallen off creatively. RIP

[Ramy @GenZdemagogue]

Age gap discourse is getting tired. Let's talk about 40+ year old military recruiters grooming 18 year olds to die for an oil company.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

So you're basically admitting the military relies on poverty and desperation to fill its ranks? Bold move, Jim.

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

The plan? Require weekly mandatory paperwork to increase government efficiency

[COUSIN GREG @DJDizzyAClem]

@MaroniLives @joshtpm That dumb shit wanted to build a submarine when the cave was so narrow that humans could barely pass through. He didn’t attempt anything, just took attention away from folks who were actually doing something.

[Ryan @r_l00sky]

Tapping the sign

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

If you see bison on the road, be patient and stay in your vehicle. Wait for them to move, and do not honk your horn. That will only make them go slower. A bison’s level of aggressiveness, both physical and passive, is legendary.

[mia⸆⸉ @miastypewriter]

it is the damn phone

[COUSIN GREG @DJDizzyAClem]

@StDog8 @imnotchantelle @GeauxGabrielle If I need any of those things I go to a motherfucking professional because I’m not going to assume any and every man in my life is capable of or wants to do that type of labor for free.

[Riley Walz @rtwlz]

i found millions of YouTube videos that have default camera names as titles (like IMG_0276) and made it into a website where you can watch random ones.

unedited, pure moments from random lives https://t.co/zdYQmkz0qk

[COUSIN GREG @DJDizzyAClem]

Sure there are worse things than spelling your recruiter’s name wrong in an email… like doing it again a second time like I just did.

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

Whether you’re a fan of Hallowe’en or not, you have to give it credit for being the last line of defence against Christmas advancing even earlier into the year, a ragtag gang of goths holding the line against a battalion of baubled barbarians

[COUSIN GREG @DJDizzyAClem]

I just want some tummy time and to eat mushy food with tiny spoons.

[COUSIN GREG @DJDizzyAClem]

At a baby shower and it is not making me want a baby as much as it makes me wish I could shrink down to baby size to wear all these cute fits.

[Chef Chris @ChefJags]

I’m sorry… WHAT?? 😂😂

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

Inventor of Triscuits: What if you could eat wicker furniture.