Noah Berndt

average man

[Michael Blake @MrMikeBlake]

If the @nfl doesn't suspend @MylesLGarrett for AT LEAST the rest of the season after it essentially banned @Kaepernick7 for taking a knee, there should no longer be a NFL.
Garrett could have brought life threatening damage. It would truly be saying that your life doesn't matter.

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

Why would you have a Democratic debate at the same time as an NFL game? Football fans vote too.

[Danny LoPriore @DannyLoPriore]

Just so y’all know, next weeks episode of The Basement Yard...is 2 hours long.

[Pombo & Milliken @PAndM_WMLN]

The wait is almost over, we’re back on-air tomorrow from 4-7!

[Noah Berndt @nob90]

#firepatricia he's a joke

[NonZombie - UN-BANNED @NonZomb]

Matt Patricia is the total big fat embodiment of the #Patriots obnoxious assistant who is a total garbage head coach but pitches attitude like he's Belichek.
#FirePatricia #DETvsARI #DetroitLions

[ΓHΞ DISSФLЦΓIФИ ФF CФMMФИ SΞИSΞ @TheAddisfaction]

@TonyDungy The Circus has left town.

[Barbara Lee @BarbaraLee_CA]

Nearly 100 years ago, a self-sufficient African-American neighborhood in Tulsa, Oklahoma known as “Black Wall Street” was destroyed. An estimated 300 people were murdered in racially-motivated attacks. We cannot let ourselves forget this painful history.

[David Bates @DavidBates_]

Die Stadt gehört uns! 🔵⚪️⚫️

[Danny LoPriore @DannyLoPriore]

I love Kyrie because he’s miserable all the time just like me.

[NF @nfrealmusic]

Sometimes finding who you are , requires you to lose who you thought you were.

[Noah Berndt @nob90]

I feel like such a stalker whenever I click on someone's story on Snapchat that they posted 30 seconds ago

[🕳 @_staacks]

this shit ruined my morning dawg.

[Noah Berndt @nob90]

Trust the process

[Noah Berndt @nob90]

If Edgar Allen Poe lived in 2019 he'd definitely be the illest sound cloud rapper out there

[Derrick Levasseur @DerrickL]

The fact that Congress still gets paid during a shutdown while 800,000 federal employees do not, is absurd.

It’s easy to use these people as political pawns when you’re still getting a paycheck every week.

[Noah Berndt @nob90]

If you can be consistent, you will be successful

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

am i the only one who opens the fridge repeatedly hoping that the food ur craving will magically appear

[⚜️ B3ARD3DSC0RP!0⚜️ @PluckDaGreat]

IF U UNPLUG THE WIFI BOX FOR 1 SEC THE WHOLE HOUSE ACT LIKE THEY BOUT 2 DIE YOU'LL SEE PPL COME OUT ROOMS YOU ANIT NVR SEEN BEFORE

[Noah Berndt @nob90]

I was at Walmart and a child that was about one and a half or two years old turns to me and says "mom" .. we are in 2018 and people are still assuming my gender smh