Slammerkin

I'm 10% Water, 90% Opinion

You've got to jump off cliffs all the time and build your wings on the way down. --Ray Bradbury.

Pronouns: she/her or they/them

[Slammerkin @nobadcats]

Delia says, "Hi! Pet me more, please."

"Oh, wait, are you filming this, MOMS? You are the worst!"

[Slammerkin @nobadcats]

@laurahunsaker That new baby smell too.😽

[Slammerkin @nobadcats]

Me: Are you under the bed?
Delia: Maaaaaaaybe.
Me: Do you want to get up and eat breakfast?
D: [all claws and paws] I'm here! Did you say "breakfast? "
Me: So nice of you to join me, pretty girl.
D: You said "breakfast," Moms, hop to it.

[Slammerkin @nobadcats]

@bluebirdofunhap I actually prefer Queen for besties, I have three. https://t.co/AULL59gvih

Dinner Warwick is at her best on a rooftop in Paris. https://t.co/f1XUryD1sA

[Slammerkin @nobadcats]

Last night, my bestie stopped by with flowers and cake. Totally unexpected! But she has keys to building/ apartment. It was a very wonderful surprise to find my bestie behind the knocking on my door. What a happy birthday surprise!

[Slammerkin @nobadcats]

Happy birthday to me!

https://t.co/g1Fv8XhZTA

[Slammerkin @nobadcats]

@RAnselmo_Jordan @BirdPicture @CornellBirds It's literally the best.

[Slammerkin @nobadcats]

@BirdPicture Hey, the Merlin app is totally free. https://t.co/wzVyPSR3LG

And it's created by the Cornell Lab of Ornithology. So it has actual facts.

I've been able to identify so many birds and raptors by sound or sight.

[Slammerkin @nobadcats]

@amcatanzaro If they come for you, I'll be in the rental Corolla at curbside, gassed up and ready to roll.😾

[Slammerkin @nobadcats]

@crits4cats @MissyBBBobtail I'd take in this baby in a hot second, but I'm several states away. Even Princess Fusspot would approve.

[Slammerkin @nobadcats]

Think like Adele in this video. Drop a tone lower and put a bit of velvet on it. https://t.co/ibjIGC6uIx

MY CSRs were over the moon! "How do you do that?" Granted, they're in Asia and only learned English by school, no nuances allowed. My nasal midwest girl voice is buried deep.

[Slammerkin @nobadcats]

Have spent so much time on the phone with different CSRs. After they complimented me on my voice, I said, "oh, this is my normal speaking voice, here's my receptionist professional voice."

[Slammerkin @nobadcats]

@ProfThuggy Not everyone is thinking. I have no idea what is going on with this shit.

[Slammerkin @nobadcats]

Does anyone else get random calls through the Teams app? I usually ignore them but answered one tonight as I was still at my desk.

Dude didn't answer my who are you? Launched into a script of extremely racist talk. Do we have your support, ma'am?

No, fuck off.

[Slammerkin @nobadcats]

Yesterday whilst I was the car with my awesome dad, I said, "Sorry, Dad. All Queen must be played at eleven." He turned it up!

And so, we, well I, sang along to "My Best Friend," windows open on the way back to my apartment.

Sublime moments, part of life's great adventure.

[Slammerkin @nobadcats]

@CriminalUnionFW 😹😼😾

[Slammerkin @nobadcats]

@cmkinmia @hugolowell @UROCKlive1 @guardian [deep curtsey in a Monty Python-ly direction]

[Slammerkin @nobadcats]

@CatsOfYore What is more important? The panther in your living room or your furniture? If you're more concerned about your upholstery or decor than your baby lion, well, I can't help you.

Get a stuffed toy cat instead. Oh, and go fvck yourself sideways.

[Slammerkin @nobadcats]

There is so much beauty if you take a second to look at it.