alexa

[indigo @theworldsfair_]

i be reposting shit like anyone is gonna stalk it

[KG @Kerrigannjanel]

I’ll mop the house with a q-tip before I ask a nigga why her and not me

[Not Tyrese or Taye Diggs @Younglordsean]

I always loved this gif because this is exactly how I use Twitter

[hunter @3gpmh]

haven’t had sex in months they’re gonna build a spirit halloween inside me

[clit eastwood @bruhgirl2001]

feel like a horny pervert everytime a firetruck passes by and i try to see if any of them r sexy

[ً @pearlytrivia]

god take all of women’s suffering, double it, triple it, quadruple it, and give it back to chris brown.

[devi @gutsbian]

it’s bone fucking dry bitter and fucking hollow you will never fucking know my fucking sorrow why’d i fucking try at all https://t.co/LMFHgLVFAl

[erika @yeeeerika]

unfollowed someone who said they hate corn dogs do not fuck with me

[✪ @107StereoBoy]

the pictures on your phone after blacking out

[pany lacrada @QuinteroEr89790]

gosto de usar blusas decotadas porque gosto de ficar olhando pros meus próprios peitos

[kayo ✷ @intestotinacal]

eu não sirvo pra letterboxd pq qualquer filme que eu minimamente gosto é 5 estrelas na hora

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

i automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise and then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me

[optimus crime @deannajmo_]

I think we moved on too quickly from Kristi Noem’s husband wearing giant fake titties

[lauren @withuonmyside]

beabadoobee should be allowed to kill 10 men per day

[my @sloanivee]

All ik is I was there

[bee⁷ @BIBlBIB]

when i say “i love spider-man” i mean peter AND miles

[MΛYΛ @MaYa___Xm]

@AFNFLUKE If you’re slightly annoying as a woman they kill you

[𝙡𝙚𝙭 𝙡𝙫𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙞𖹭.ᐟ .ᐟᵍᵘᵐⁱ ˡᵒᵛᵉᵇᵒᵗ @viksasterology]

antes no creía q tom holland fuera mi tipo pero ya lo vi sin luz en los ojos, molido a golpes y cubierto de sangre así que honestamente ya veo la visión

[guille @_guillepo]

qué le pasa al metro de madrid???

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i do not mess around about going home at all, i go home quickly. i love going home.