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[noBjustRyan @noBjustRyan]

@NBACobwebs Ah yes, another Blazer draft blunder. Choosing Telfair over Chris Paul by trading down to pick Webster

[noBjustRyan @noBjustRyan]

@pdxbrocialite True and it is only a matter of time before millennials do the same

[noBjustRyan @noBjustRyan]

@EllenFWalker Spoken like a true repair technician on every machine ever. Also, Rogue One says Galen didn’t like his job as head engineer

[noBjustRyan @noBjustRyan]

@JonesOnTheNBA Why take a hardline stance? Why not make sound decisions based on current conditions?

[noBjustRyan @noBjustRyan]

Cuz everyone loved when the mavs and spurs jumped so high

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

The NBA has disclosed to its 30 GMs a singular new anti-tanking reform that expands the draft lottery to 16 teams, flattens odds, and have a relegation zone where the bottom 3 teams are penalized with fewer lottery balls for the No. 1 pick.

ESPN details: https://t.co/0Zs1OfktfP

[noBjustRyan @noBjustRyan]

@blazerbanter After like the top 10 or so players, that stat gets way too noisy

[noBjustRyan @noBjustRyan]

@IceColdTakesPod

[COWBOYS SZN @spur_fanatic]

All this to get swept 🤣🤣😭😭

[noBjustRyan @noBjustRyan]

The cops, judge and plaintiff’s lawyer should all be under scrutiny after their actions during that trial. Just incredibly dumb behavior, as proven by losing their asses. Thankfully the jury was smart

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

[noBjustRyan @noBjustRyan]

The 90’s nostalgia is bananas. That was a terrible decade

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

People who actually experienced the 1990s:

What is something you miss from that decade that just isn't the same today

[noBjustRyan @noBjustRyan]

@CHold I always thought that about jalen williams

[noBjustRyan @noBjustRyan]

@bballbreakdown My YT algo showed me the source material a year ago. It is a sweet watch
https://t.co/0q5moJyRiG

[noBjustRyan @noBjustRyan]

I really want to see a basketball game played where lifting your pivot foot is made illegal. All these moves would be illegal:

All post moves that involve a pivot and shot before jumping, including the jump hook and fade-aways
One-footed layup
Pivot then jump pass
Spin dribble

[Bret Strelow @bretstrelow]

I don't care what the NBA allows, or how rules language gets interpreted ...

Dribbling, picking up your dribble, using your right foot as your pivot foot, getting stuck and getting out of trouble only by lifting that foot to push off the other foot should not be allowed.

[noBjustRyan @noBjustRyan]

@503sBest Im fairly old, and i cant stand the old man “we’re old school” talk

[noBjustRyan @noBjustRyan]

@JonesOnTheNBA Sure but kinda boring and too safe. Ant has personality, but none of those guys are really inspiring any non-basketball headlines

[noBjustRyan @noBjustRyan]

Everything in this video is 100% wrong

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

Why do Japanese supermarkets sell watermelon rinds?

[noBjustRyan @noBjustRyan]

@pdxbrocialite All the old guys need to be booted from the ASG. They’re boring

[noBjustRyan @noBjustRyan]

@CJMcCollum

[noBjustRyan @noBjustRyan]

“Internal bleeding *to* the torso”. Does CBS even know how bleeding works? A person can get a punch to their gut or a gunshot to their face, but they cannot get internal bleeding to their torso.

[CBS News @CBSNews]

BREAKING: The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good on Jan. 7 in Minneapolis, Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident, according to two U.S. officials briefed on his medical condition.

[noBjustRyan @noBjustRyan]

@SheaSerrano Nothing beats the heart shaped pillow fight in the LA river in Thrashin’

[noBjustRyan @noBjustRyan]

Check the calendar

[Portland Trail Blazers @trailblazers]

INJURY UPDATE:

Portland Trail Blazers guard Scoot Henderson continues to progress through the current phase of his rehabilitation for a left hamstring injury. He will be re-evaluated in 2–4 weeks, based on his clinical progress. His status will be updated as appropriate.

Additionally, guard Jrue Holiday will be re-evaluated in 1–2 weeks due to a right calf strain.