NoBlackSwans

'tis a pipedream, but good governance is all I crave.

[NoBlackSwans @noblackswans]

The lady to the left of Knickerless Urging appears to be wearing a well-ironed dress.

[NoBlackSwans @noblackswans]

'Posturing'
behaviour or speech that is intended to attract attention and interest, or to make people believe something that is not true:

[NoBlackSwans @noblackswans]

'Posturing'
behaviour or speech that is intended to attract attention and interest, or to make people believe something that is not true:

[NoBlackSwans @noblackswans]

ScotLab demonstrate that, "Yes. It is possible to find a floating vessel in Scotland that can actually move."
Islanders rejoice.

[NoBlackSwans @noblackswans]

Menopause symptoms (a quick guide):
1. Hot flushes
2. Tendency to try to jail people you disagree with
3. Forgetfulness under interview
4. Inability to build a ferry
5. Wanting to bomb other countries
6. Making promises you cannot keep
7. Nodding head

[Jamie Halcro Johnston @jhalcrojohnston]

My question to SNIB at Economy Committee in March. 🤔

[NoBlackSwans @noblackswans]

Very good for ironing-out creases apparently.
Available at the Balmoral Hotel.

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Certainly not Peter.

[Greg #ScrapHolyrood @greg_curious]

@_sarahmasson @NicolaSturgeon @theSNP Who really cares about Sturgeons gynaecology?

🤮

[NoBlackSwans @noblackswans]

Good news. Made my day.

[STV News @STVNews]

Nicola Sturgeon suggests she would step down as First Minister if Scotland were to vote against becoming an independent nation in a future referendum. https://t.co/sC1dK3VX9N

[NoBlackSwans @noblackswans]

"ultimately for personal reasons".
"Ultimately".
Metaphorical bullet in the head averted due to decency trumping ScotGov directive?
Another innocent victim of Scottish corruption?
https://t.co/P7CnEHIjIU

[NoBlackSwans @noblackswans]

Yet another failing SG agency (after Education Scotland, SQA, CalMac,etc).
Can't they do anything right?

https://t.co/fKi25f4m5i

[NoBlackSwans @noblackswans]

SNP activists herald latest government success:
"It may have broken down but at least we managed to put an engine in it in the first place and it clearly floats which shows that we are making progress."

https://t.co/9JYzECld55

[NoBlackSwans @noblackswans]

Well it's definitely Bernie Taupin's shoulder but I cannot see the keyboard.
Probably working together on a new hit single.

[Greg #ScrapHolyrood @greg_curious]

@PeterSpotted Commander of Scotland’s polis & procurators fiscal.

[𝒯𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓉𝑜𝓇𝑔𝒾𝓇𝓁𝓎 🇬🇧🚜 💚🤍💜 @tractorgirly]

So proud of everyone that’s shared my # about @Janela_X tonight! Because we will not stay silent! We will not be bullied! We will stand together against the nationalist bullies and fight for Scotland!

#ResignSturgeon
#IStandWithJaneLax
#BetterTogether

[Macfran @huzurlik]

@ScotGovFM is this why you deliberately went maskless? DeflectIon is used by @scotgov frequently. @AgentP22 @Janela_X

[NoBlackSwans @noblackswans]

All is OK.
Police have reminded Mr West that he should not rape and murder young people any more.
Pressure off!
Phew!

[NoBlackSwans @noblackswans]

Campaign for Sturgeon apology to Fred West gathers momentum:
A leading spokesperson has said: "It was only a few momentary lapses and a perfectly innocent serial killer shopuld not be judged on that alone."
Meanwhile, Patrick Grady......[ad infinitum]

[NoBlackSwans @noblackswans]

Campaign for Sturgeon apology to Fred West gathers momentum:
A leading spokesperson has said: "It was only a few momentary lapses and a perfectly innocent serial killer shopuld not be judged on that alone."
Meanwhile, Patrick Grady......[ad infinitum]

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧Iain_L 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Iain_L]

Oh dear Gillian. “Planned parties are not human errors”

[Shirley Crabtree @Bigg_Daddy_O]

Not one of @AnasSarwar @agcolehamilton or @Douglas4Moray have demanded Sturgeon resign for breaking covid regs. We have no opposition in Scotland.

[NoBlackSwans @noblackswans]

The thing is that every picture I have seen of SNP campaigning has a large empty space behind it. The support for independence appears to be less than passionate.

[Peter Murrell @PeterMurrell]

🚌 Day three of @theSNP election tour and we’re campaigning in Midlothian with local MSP ⁦@uartlach⁩ campaign director ⁦@KellyMParry⁩ and local MP ⁦@OwenThompson⁩ to put the focus on fixing the cost-of-living crisis. #VoteSNP

[NoBlackSwans @noblackswans]

New SNP scandal:
Souces reveal that an SNP politician has admitted to never "sexually harassing a colleague, attempting to jail an innocent man, or breaching covid regulations" in bombshell confession to private sources.
"My career in government is over", he confided.