kat

[kat @nobrainkat]

Kat reads The Iliad: a thread

[kat @nobrainkat]

ticketmaster once again ruining a ticket sale successfully

1. hayley williams code didn't work until 10:20am
2. by that time no tickets seemed available
3. after trying again & again I finally got 2 seats
4. it wouldn't let me pay, literally the "pay" button didn't redirect

[kat @nobrainkat]

why can't I tag people in pictures in scheduled tweets aaaah?! - yours kindly a very tired unpaid intern made unpaid social media manager

[kat @nobrainkat]

going to the library to write essays (go on hour-long "coffee breaks") with your friends >>>

[Phoebe Bain @notnotphoebe]

My Google Drive storage is full do you guys think I can delete my AP US History essays yet or will I need those

[ً ً @typcgraphy]

— blue lily lily blue (2014)

[kat @nobrainkat]

getting the "you look so tired" at 5pm on a sunday just hits different

[molly @molllllusk]

“how to make friends as an adult” I don’t want new friends I want my old friends in the same place as me

[kat @nobrainkat]

I feel like this really captured my day pretty well:

[kat @nobrainkat]

Almost got run over on the gay zebra stripe today

[kat @nobrainkat]

Before this someone asked me if the latte I was holding was tea or coffee
After I already spent 10 minutes ranting about how I didn't even want a latte I ORDERED A CAPPUCCINO

[kat @nobrainkat]

Almost got run over on the gay zebra stripe today

[kat @nobrainkat]

Sometimes I wonder why my ultimate life goal is having a farm with cats and chicken and all sorts of animals and just living day by day - and then I remember that I grew up watching Petterson and Findus

[kat @nobrainkat]

My tutorial teacher eating his morning cereal in class (which has to be online bc he just had covid) is rlly the most "describe uni in 2022 without describing uni in 2022" thing I can think of

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

100% she’s a Gemini let her live

[kat @nobrainkat]

Oop

[Destiny. 🩵 @autumnarrives]

She’s a 10, but she rewatches the same shows and movies over and over again because she loves familiarity and can’t handle the anxiety that comes with not knowing.

[World Health Organization (WHO) @WHO]

Safe abortion care is essential to protect the health of women & girls everywhere.
Removing access to #abortion care will put more women & girls at risk of illegal abortions and the consequent safety issues that would bring https://t.co/tbsMFGQAn4

[kat @nobrainkat]

@luxbylinx @lilycolemann Okay fair point

[kat @nobrainkat]

Halfway between two stops she just went "I want out now!" and tried to climb over the mum to the window

And when the mum called the dad she grabbed the phone and went "dad please be sad! Mum lost the card"

All this in the voice of a 80 y/o chainsmoker

[kat @nobrainkat]

On the train the other day there was this maybe 5 year old girl with the raspiest voice being so sassy at her mum, it was hilarious to watch and i haven't been able to stop thinking about this