Bill Otto's Hologram Czar ™️

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[Bill Otto's Hologram Czar ™️ @nobullzonebilly]

Border Bushwhacking Bamboozles Econ Boy:

AFP Mikey is amazed that the neighboring state that currently is the home of the Kansas City Chefs and Royals is supporting his "no border war" letter.

#sports #sportsball #ksleg #bamboozled

[Bill Otto's Hologram Czar ™️ @nobullzonebilly]

ON THE EDGE OF MY HOVEROUND:

We are so excited to introduce the legislature’s new nursing home activities coordinator, former legislator, Tom Cox. Today we’re learning about how the internet works. I can’t wait to Tiktok a tweet to my grandkids.

#ksleg #worldwideweb

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@SSCJoCoKs @RepHoheisel The truth is out. I have been remodeling a facility for opossums processing, and I’m looking to pay no sales tax.

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KANSAS GETS ANOTHER COUNTY

Though we might question whether Dr. Roger Marshall understands the 10th Amendment, we’re excited to welcome another county to Kansas, Welcome Troy County, #106!

#ksleg
#adastraperstultus

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"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?" MAYOR KAREN-WHIPPLE exclaimed!

Exasperated, Mayor Brandon Karen-Whipple, scolded an officer attempting to keep a city clean-up orderly. Mayor Karen needs to be issued an apology by the officer immediately for such a lack of fealty! #ksleg #wichitawful

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SURPRISING STATE FAIR GOV DEBATE POLL RESULTS:

While no surprise to The Bill Otto's Hologram News Network, the polling from the Kansas Governor's Debate at the Kansas State Fair revealed that most Kansas voters would prefer a suitcase over the two candidates that debated

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[Bill Otto's Hologram Czar ™️ @nobullzonebilly]

YOU MY GIRL BLEW:

All of those across the aisle endorsements are just flowing in for Gov. Kelly (D-New Yarwk) - Seen here in the most recent TV ad, is Republican State Rep Tory Marie Cougar Melloncamp Arnberger Blew in support of Gov. Kelly's reelection campaign.

#ksleg

[Bill Otto's Hologram Czar ™️ @nobullzonebilly]

THIS HAS MY VOTE!

#ksleg

[Bill Otto's Hologram Czar ™️ @nobullzonebilly]

SHOCKING YARD SIGN THIEF ALERT:
Asked by authorities when caught stealing yard signs, Kris Kobach responded "Mike's trying to steal my nutty hysteria persona! Get your own tin foil army Mike Brown"! Please send the $500 yard sign bounty to my LeRoy address please! #ksleg

[Bill Otto's Hologram Czar ™️ @nobullzonebilly]

MOVE OVER ABE FROMAN:

There's new sausage royalty in town!!

#ksleg #makingsausage

[Bill Otto's Hologram Czar ™️ @nobullzonebilly]

THANK YOU LEGISLATURE:

The kickbacks keep on-a-comin' aint they?! Thanks Mr. Hoheisel and Barker and State Finance Council - we can finally let the meow cat out the bag - with ya'll generosity and provision in that bill, we're startin' an NBA team in Kansas!!!

#ksleg #kstropics

[Bill Otto's Hologram Czar ™️ @nobullzonebilly]

THANK YOU KANSAS LEGISLATORS #ksleg :

With your fine APEX legislation, I can now break the silence on my NDA and let you know that $400 million of your investment will go to my Bill Otto's McFly Double Tie Business! Please ask Gov. Kelly 2 sign it!!

[Bill Otto's Hologram Czar ™️ @nobullzonebilly]

THANK YOU #ksleg and legislators!!!!

Due to your generous APEX legislation - I can finally open BillBuster Video - $600 million will go a long way to getting my VHS business up and running. Stop by your local BillBuster Video for all of your video rental needs. Be Kind, ReWind!

[Bill Otto's Hologram Czar ™️ @nobullzonebilly]

GOT THAT NEW CAR DRIP!:
I love when I see my Senator got his new car drip wrap for the upcoming campaign! Good luck Senator!!

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@JoshuaSvaty

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WEALTH OF NATIONS CELEB SIGHTING:
Despite RUMORED to have passed back in 1700's, Adam Smith, the writer of The Wealth of Nations was sighted in the Kansas Capitol upon the reconvening of the Kansas legislature. Bring your copy to House Tax to get your copy signed! #ksleg

[Bill Otto's Hologram Czar ™️ @nobullzonebilly]

WHEN PIGS FLY:
Some of ya'll better be worrying about some of those bold things you agreed to using the phrase "when pigs fly", cuz I just seen some pigs flyin' over my barn near LeRoy with these dang winds!!

#ksleg #dang #windy #whenpigsfly

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HOT AIR:
The politicians must be running their yapppers again because all this windy hot air is coming through and blowin’ my toupee off!!!
#ksleg #windy #dang

[Bill Otto's Hologram Czar ™️ @nobullzonebilly]

With everyone sharing their pics of them with Bob Dole, I dug through my old photo albums and found this one of us where Bob and I were on an adventure. Those were the days!!! RIP Bob! #ksleg #RIPBobDole