nocklebeast

@nocklebeast is the handle on all prohibited and un-prohibited social platforms.

[nocklebeast @nocklebeast]

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[Justine Bateman @JustineBateman]

I’m curious if the property taxes and utilities for the building owners will also be frozen during that time.

[Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator. @RudyHavenstein]

"The best way to prevent failures is to begin with higher capital levels...A very well-capitalized, strongly capitalized bank will not have runs. Instead, they’re lowering the capital requirements."

Sheila Bair
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[nocklebeast @nocklebeast]

How Podcasts Ruined America https://t.co/07JDQQyHsV

[nocklebeast @nocklebeast]

@edzitron LLMs are actually useful. Like Xerox copy machines were useful to Brother Dominic.

[nocklebeast @nocklebeast]

Zohran Mamdani and the Nitwit Revolution, by @mtaibbi https://t.co/7xpDKV0VTX

[Every Movie Plug @everymovieplug]

Greatest two step verification ever 🤣

[Science Magazine @ScienceMagazine]

About a decade ago, a baker in a small mountainous village in southern Austria noticed his cow doing something unusual. When Veronika had an itch, she would grab a stick in her mouth and use it to scratch her body. Over the years, the brown bovid’s technique improved. She could pick up objects as large as a broom or rake and move them around with her prehensile tongue, changing their length and orientation to ensure the best possible scratch.

The behavior isn’t just a clever trick: It’s the first documented case of tool use in cattle, scientists report.

And, it turns out, one of Veronika’s skills has only been seen in humans and chimpanzees. Learn more: https://t.co/cAW89NIvaa

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Ukraine is pounding Russian oil refineries with long-range drone strikes, leading to restrictions on fuel sales and huge lines outside gas stations https://t.co/qAuR3VirSd

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Cristiano Ronaldo’s iconic header against Sampdoria has been crowned the greatest headed goal in football history.

[Michael Tracey @mtracey]

Maybe JD is supposed to be the "public face" of this new round of Iran "negotiations," but with these two professional diplomacy-wreckers still lurking in the background, why would anyone expect a non-disastrous outcome?

[nocklebeast @nocklebeast]

The Art of Looking https://t.co/ulnR8YZ7vx

[Lilly Batson @Lilly_bat98]

There will never be another Norm 😭

[Michael Tracey @mtracey]

Tired of winning

[nocklebeast @nocklebeast]

Iran's Forever Leverage https://t.co/kfAOppQimv

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Eureka!! Hope you all are enjoying the World Cup

[Saint Javelin @saintjavelin]

A few years ago, nobody would have believed it. But this is Moscow today.

[nocklebeast @nocklebeast]

No regrets moving out of California 3 years ago. https://t.co/lZkmWNVWC2 via @sfchronicle

[nocklebeast @nocklebeast]

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[Nuel @LfcNuel]

HE WAS ON THE PITCH FOR LESS THAN 20 SECONDS 😭😭