No Context Goldfish

shit @michaelgoldfish says. the official meme spouter of @SRL_Splatoon. run by @littlesquare.

[No Context Goldfish @nocontextfish]

"How do you say 'password is boob' in Japanese?"

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"That feel when you get off to japan, dude."

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"Yo, store my charge, daddy."

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"I just want a chicken friend so I don't die alone."

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"I don't have Object Shredder but I do have Object EAT MY ASS!!!"

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"Yo, that should be the new callout. Steelhead on my ball tip, dude."

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"But does love transcend deez nuts?"

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"Oh, I thought they were two separate anuses."

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#NewProfilePic

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"Yo, imagine if deez nuts were down. That'd be the real catastrophe."

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"Hey mothership, I've got a package for you. It's called deez nuts!"

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"Honestly, cap'n cuttlefish could use a history lesson on deez nuts, y'know what I'm sayin'?"

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"I squid a bag when I WANT, junny."

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"Alright square, just because you said daddy."

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"I still have the beans open, I just beaned myself dude"

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thread https://t.co/wKqLjJmJGW

[goldfish @michaelgoldfish]

#TeamInvisible because if I could fly, the SECOND I used it everyone around me would notice, and know who else would notice? (1/19)

[No Context Goldfish @nocontextfish]

"I unleashed the bean, y'know what I'm saying?"

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"Yeah, you know what I'm lovin', to be honest? Beans."

[No Context Goldfish @nocontextfish]

"Ohhhhh BEAN HIM! Yes! Double beaned!"

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"Who got beaned, whom got beaned, they got beaned, we're all beaned. Good lyrics."