Dr. Gurp Gurpenheimer

Probably not here anymore. Bluesky: @wanksy.bsky.social

[Dr. Gurp Gurpenheimer @nodata4u]

Just wanted to take a minute to remind everyone to pump up the jam.

[Dr. Gurp Gurpenheimer @nodata4u]

The only reason im here is that Mojo Nixon died, and he was a friend of mine. He would want you to be on bluesky instead of this piece of shit.

[Dr. Gurp Gurpenheimer @nodata4u]

@_hood_mona_lisa if you inject it, yes.

[Dr. Gurp Gurpenheimer @nodata4u]

Ok so @robbiewilliams this is gonna sound completely out of left field, but do you want to be the face of a new religion called Chork?

[Dr. Gurp Gurpenheimer @nodata4u]

@BucMarvin Don’t be so sheepish about it.

[Dr. Gurp Gurpenheimer @nodata4u]

Are you guys even manifesting goat energy ?

[Dr. Gurp Gurpenheimer @nodata4u]

@OctopusCaveman He’s watching me pee.

[Dr. Gurp Gurpenheimer @nodata4u]

@_hood_mona_lisa I self nominate for ????

[Dr. Gurp Gurpenheimer @nodata4u]

Oh tucking god damnit I’m on Twitter.

[Dr. Gurp Gurpenheimer @nodata4u]

@hushed_puppy As it should be.

[Dr. Gurp Gurpenheimer @nodata4u]

Bro responds to bullshit medical claim with “eat watermelon.” Let’s go.

[that guy over there @BradOTool]

@Nugenix Try watermelon. Food cures

[Dr. Gurp Gurpenheimer @nodata4u]

I’m just so absolutely fucking awestruck and delighted that not only does this generation of kids -get- hardcore, they’re probably better at it than we ever were. Gen X signing off. Baton passed.

[Dr. Gurp Gurpenheimer @nodata4u]

We be big pimpin in B U T T’s

[Dr. Gurp Gurpenheimer @nodata4u]

But if you do, just remember, I’m on bluesky.

[Dr. Gurp Gurpenheimer @nodata4u]

I hope you all have a moment that inspires you even half as much as Frank Black sounds on every single song.

[Dr. Gurp Gurpenheimer @nodata4u]

@OctopusCaveman I have the OG print but he’s still rolled up in the corner because I have no wall space left.

[Dr. Gurp Gurpenheimer @nodata4u]

@chuckwoolery Make bold statement. Immediately question bold statement I just made. Great work guy.

[Dr. Gurp Gurpenheimer @nodata4u]

@OctopusCaveman Rock out with your croc out.

[Dr. Gurp Gurpenheimer @nodata4u]

@BrentTerhune @nytdavidbrooks Is that the Fyre Chicken Sando? My fav!

[Dr. Gurp Gurpenheimer @nodata4u]

@hushed_puppy

[Dr. Gurp Gurpenheimer @nodata4u]

The Ai advertising robot thinks that I’m a guy who’s interested in chicken robots.

[Dr. Gurp Gurpenheimer @nodata4u]

This is the Cock Blockin btw