Noddy Pecker

I’m sick and tired of people telling me they are sick and tired. Up the Millers.

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@The_Forty_Four So many footballers are dressing camp like this but none of them have the balls to come out as gay. The gay community must be disappointed none of the male footballers own it despite hinting at it.

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@_SZD10 Mary Poppins has arrived

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@LeahRay44 @Video_Forensics They’re female

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@WorkElizab Tracey Emin.

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@Avabelly__ Cute

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@IanGee2023 Genuine question - if Eddie came out and said he felt like a spider and now wanted others to call him a spider would Ben go along with this too?

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@_Afcbanks Just kick the bastard ball in net. Too much faffing around, main character syndrome “oooo look at me tricking everyone”..🤦‍♂️

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@ghostofgoose5 @ITV @thismorning Just thinking, is standing like an Ostrich the go to move now for young ‘uns and as a 48 year old bloke with greying hair and a big nose, can i do it for photos to look cute?

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@ghostofgoose5 @ITV @thismorning Gutter TV for the masses. Hi brow news doesn’t engage most folk in UK but do a 1 hr slot talking about Kerry Katona & Katie Price bosses know it will be a big hit - get her daughter to present it too and you’ve got the ultimate trash TV. 🙌🤦‍♂️

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@benonwine I keep hoping that the pregnancy is a stunt and she’s wearing a fake bump..

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@owenjonesjourno The sex with 1000 men - her body/choice but now a baby is involved this should be stopped. The child will have mental health issues with her for a mum but watching footage of mum letting men piss all over her and over bump will haunt him/her throughout their life.

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@UtdTony1 Yes, repetition is painful. Ask those who’ve been waterboarded.

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@TheGriftReport So her mum has taken the role of mum to her kids then?

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@BuzzPatterson Did they manage to land the plane ok? Did they survive?

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@chrisdean129 This has to be Ai? Where’s her Camel Toe? 🐪

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@UtdTopCee No, thought my son was disrespecting Villa because it was a Man Utd shirt; he was there on Villa Business 😂🤦‍♂️

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@UtdTopCee When Roy came to NY stadium few yrs ago with Villa, my 9 yr old son wanted him to sign a Man Utd shirt. He asked why he brought that shirt to sign, my son ‘cos you played for them.’ He reluctantly signed it huffing. Typical Roy we chuckled about it.

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@ClimateWarrior7 Cycles, cyclical. Apart from the Ozone layer, which was being eroded by me using Lynx Africa back in 1990 and it was in such a bad way we were all supposed to be fucked by now. Anyway it seems to have healed itself despite more fumes and gasses - those pesky cows farting. 😂🤦‍♂️😬

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@MediaSOI Which ones the bloke?

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@kirawontmiss What happens if a teacher was to earn £3.50 and hour cos authorities didn’t want to pay them accordingly? Do we expect parents to tip them to make their wage? Waiters bring food to a table, I don’t understand why it’s the only job that expects tips, they do fuck all really.