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🔴Barça | 🩵 Man City

[Joel Jiranï @Kemboi67]

Where it all started, the grand rising of Edwin Watenya Sifuna.

Tumetoka mbali na bado tunaenda mbali.

[Tm24 @GeniusOb8832]

Nilishaa tweet kitambo hii whatsapp group sio free so ukikuja dm uliza bei sio mambo ya tuma link. My telegram channel is free na link iko kwa bio

[Huey @Hyenaspp]

Huko adselect balance imerudi 0 na sijawithdraw hata sijui nitaambia landlord nini 😂😂

[Yoyachris @yoyachris1]

Mambo ni vulai..hawata amini🫴

[Guok @Orwmandazi]

Guys have come from the future and things are not good for Manchester united because that's their next season result and it's a game they have won to avoid being relegated from the championship

The good part was that Sifuna won the elections but the Sugoi guy couldn't accept that and went to the Supreme court to challenge that victory and that's when my time travelling journey stopped

Stay tuned because I will come with next chapter

[sk @onlyskp1]

I believe sex isn't the most intimate thing, conversation is. if I give you my body, I can take it back. But if I give you my thoughts, you work away with a real piece of me. you work way with what's under my skin. you work away with what I am intimate with myself about

[Son of an Architect @pending_TG]

@kericho_Baddie . Mambo bado 💀🌚

[notyboi 🦁🦁 @JMic577]

Mnanipata

[Joel Jiranï @Kemboi67]

Eating like this in a Kalenjin home ungeuliwa bwana.

Iko siku I tried this nikaona mzae akienda kuchukua panga.

Lakini sikuhizi we've normalized this.

Kitambo aty it was wrong to take proteins at once, mchezo sana.

[RACKERS @rackers44]

Having a phone that you charge once a day is such an underrated luxury

[sk @onlyskp1]

I want gf till I remember that gut feeling when you find things out

[Joel Jiranï @Kemboi67]

Kuna ile old bus ya Ugenya sacco, hizo buses zimechapa lakini imemantain sana.

Speed Iko top sana.

Shida tu ni harufu ya omena, imeanza kuwa Mbukinya kunuka kumbekumbe 😂😂

[Nodez @Nodez_72]

@Mkuruweng_ Very sharp

[Nodez @Nodez_72]

When we reported back to school after a short holiday, one of my classmates returned with a broken forearm. His arm was in a Plaster of Paris cast. Being good friends, we volunteered to help him with basic tasks. A month passed. Then,,,

[Nodez @Nodez_72]

@Mkuruweng_ Kuna bibi yako alipotea jana?

[Nodez @Nodez_72]

Just from a police cell, and all I can say is, please be good! Thankfully, I'm out before Saturday. Good evening.

[Brian0 @BrianOpangao]

Kuna time hii app Ja Loka alikuwa na influence kushinda Nyakundi na Amerix. Jamaa ilikuwa inatweet fullstop na inapata 500k impressions.. Lakini sahii ..???

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Bad players and management doesn’t mean every time the coach is the problem.
When it is your time to loose, the clock will work with no batteries inside! We Will miss you Kariokii. Your game was just unique!!!

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

The more I stay single, the more I realise no woman is permanently yours. It's always your turn.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

An investment fund can report impressive returns on paper, but that does not automatically mean investors can withdraw their money whenever they want.

The value of a fund's investments, the quality of its assets and its ability to meet withdrawal requests all matter.

[Ruby @Rubythaii]

If nobody liked or replied to your posts for 30 days,

would you keep posting?

[Bishop @barrack_gumba]

One fine morning, Julius Mwandawiro Mghanga tempted fate by mobilizing all students of the University of Nairobi to the football pitch overlooking Uhuru Highway. He wanted them to demonstrate their defiance to the government. To crown the occasion was a guard of honour mounted by the first graduates of the infamous pre-university National Youth Service.

Students saw the service as a punishment meant to kill their spirits, dehorn them after high school and make them docile against state machinations. It was their day to prove that the NYS exercise had no effect on their principles.

As chairman of the students union SONU, Mwandawiro was scheduled to inspect a guard of honour.

This was the biggest suicidal act ever seen by most Kenyans.

Reason?

It happened during the fearful rein of President Daniel Arap Moi.

As the inspection of the guard of honour was going on, GSU police arrived and in the stampede swiftly arrested Mghanga.

In the commotion that followed, one student, Joseph Wandera, died.

Mwandawiro was sent to the gallows to cool his heels.

Born in Werugha location Taita-Taveta County in 1959, Mwandawiro attended Werugha Primary School before joining Starehe Boys Centre to study under the famous administrator Geoffrey Griffins....1/2