dwty

Do the right things, make the right choices, good things will happen. The Rock says know your role. & Pat Mahomes is a system quarterback

[Florida Gators 🐊🔥 @gatorsszn]

Florida’s Starting 5 for 2026-27 🐊

G Boogie Fland
G Denzel Aberdeen
F Thomas Haugh
F Alex Condon
C Rueben Chinyelu

No one is beating this team 🤯

[dwty @nodoughty]

The Florida Gators are confirmed still really good at basketball

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@DoubleVodkaDon Preach, Ev!

[定 @de3dsoul]

Bro: How r u so focused even under pressure?

Meanwhile me in 2004:

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The Browns going back to back hold my dicks on Cincy makes up for the entire season

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@BarstoolBigCat Was down 41 pts before Bijan last night… brutal stuff

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@pmcafrica @mikjcal Well it’s not

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@SourCreamKareem @BAMA2STL @BeckyGoHuskies @jacksettleman https://t.co/pyw3vbGm8j

[Dante 🇺🇸 @DanteTheDon]

Alright I have a big confession to make. And I'd like to thank Joe Flacco for helping me to muster up the courage and admit a dark secret.

For YEARS I treated the host stand like a parole hearing. “Yeah, my date’s running late.”

“She’s stuck at work.”

“Her plane got diverted to Newark.”

I’d stare at my phone like it owed me money, while the smell of seared steak and garlic butter tapped me on the shoulder.

The truth was pretty simple actually. It was just me, a menu, and a dumb little voice in my head that was embarrassed to say the words- table for one.

The night everything changed was a soggy Thursday evening in New York's West Village.

The spot- Via Carota.

The dining room was slammed. Resy was looking like a Taylor Swift ticket queue.

There I stood like a mammalucco, thinking a table was just going to magically open up for me at one of the hardest reservations to get in the city. But as luck would have it, the bartender gave me a little head tilt to the only open stool. I made my way over, sat down, ordered a negroni that snapped with cold, and watched a plate of coniglio fritto aka fried rabbit hit pass by me on a runners tray with a crisp skin crackle you can hear.

Ten minutes in, and I realized I had been playing this game on Hard Mode for no reason. Full menu. No wait. Actual conversation if I wanted it. Silence if I didn’t. Cheat code unlocked.

The game was officially changed.

Which brings me to Joe Flacco, patron saint of bailing shit teams and even shittier general managers out, and, apparently, the early bird special.

He said the guy eating alone at the bar is in heaven, and it hit me right between the appetizers. I felt that like I haven't felt anything in a long time.

It is blunt. It is funny. It is the truth dressed in sweatpants.

The solo bar seat is the one place in a busy week where you control the clock, the playbook, and the soundtrack.

Joe Flacco could not be more correct if he tried.

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@WallStreetApes Long time Toyota salesman here, this is simply just not true at all.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

On July 8th the Cleveland Guardians were 15.5 games back of the Tigers for the AL Central

Tonight they’re in 1st Place with 5 games to go

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@Browns @AndreSzmyt Gots to go

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

NFL SUNDAY WEEK ONE IS HERE

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@PardonMyTake I look forward to this tweet every year.

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Jalen Carter also killed a man

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DJ Lagway’s Heisman trophy campaign starts now

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@BarstoolBigCat Damn.. I got got you sick bastard

[New York Mets @Mets]

We are saddened to learn of the passing of Seymour Weiner.

[Florida Gators Men’s Basketball @GatorsMBK]

YOUR 2025 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS.