Noe DeMattos

#dogmom #betterhalf

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Ok update: my husband asked that I not start drama at his Christmas party lmao 🙄🙄 anyway, almost caught up on The 100. Recommendations plzzzzz

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@kaylaxcypher LOL YA I ONLY COME ON TWITTER TO SAY SHIT I CANT SAY ON IG 😂 hi pretty lady 🙋🏻‍♀️

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When you’re a petty ass and you can’t wait for your husbands work Christmas party to make the snakes he works with uncomfortable 😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌

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you know, only in Hawaii can your sister in laws call you “aunty” and it not be weird 😂😂 (they’re only 12 & 13)

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So excited to get the boys tomorrow 😩😩😩😩

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Idk if I trust SHEIN cause literally some clothes I’m a S and some clothes I’m a 2X according to their measurements ?????

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Since I was last on here, I’ve become a wife and a stepmom. Wbu? 😂😂

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I got a notification that today is my 11th Twitter anniversary so I got lost scrolling and I forgot how much fun this place is

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Lol I love @tanamongeau’s new show on MTV. I wanna be her best friend!!

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I don’t like how they ended Jessica Jones ☹️

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All I want for my birthday is for @DavidDobrik to surprise me with a Tesla is that SO MUCH TO ASK

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I have no drama in my life so I’m living off of the drama that is the YouTube beauty community rn 😅

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CAN @SHIPT ALSO DELIVER FAST FOOD PLS

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@netflix canceled #SantaClaritaDiet 😭😭😭😭

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Guys at this point I’m pretty sure I have to add my two @Shipt shoppers to my list of people getting Christmas gifts from me 🤔😂

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There’s literally puppy teeth everywhere in this house lol

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I mean don’t get me wrong I’m still gonna try it 😆

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Jeffree Star’s new concealer looks promising but why is the packaging soooo extra for something that you’ll throw away in a few months? I mean idk, foundation in that packaging would be one thing but concealer??

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Still better than having to go down myself to shop. They also started Petco deliveries this week!!!

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Lol I ordered from Target and Safeway on @Shipt and two different people claimed my order for each store so now I have to double tip 🙄 hahaha.