Dad Celebritycarname

🏳️‍🌈Late in life queer. Leftist. Divorced. Just an all-around train wreck who used to be cool. #smokefleet #nafo

[Dad Celebritycarname @nofreehandle]

Hi, MAGA. I guess you got pressed, huh? Enjoy rage-jerking it to my tweets. I’ll tell your dad you said hi after I drop a load in his throat.

[Andrew Abramson @AbramsonFL]

@JDVance Dude, you’re so fake

[GraceLynn @FullOfGraceUS]

@JDVance You heard it here first, JD Vance says rules don't apply when Trump is president. Like how pedophilia is legal now. At least if you're friends with Trump.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

@JDVance This is why your mom was 100% right to trade you for Percocet

[Robby @ivanpckr]

Fuck U @joerogan for not calling that bullshit out right fucking there

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Funny how Trump could dispel the rumors of him being a pedophile by releasing the full un-redacted Epstein files but he never will.

[CLR711 @CLR7111]

“Nate Bargatze can support Trump. Nate Bargatze can attend Trump’s White House UFC party. Nate Bargatze can pose for photos with political figures,” one person posted. “What Nate Bargatze can’t do is all of those things and then pull the ‘I’m not political’ card like we’re all f—king idiots.”
@natebargatze - And don't tell us you love UFC so much as to lose your fan base over it!! Attending the Knicks games would have been far more outstanding. You know Trump's sexual abuse allegations, and yet there you were supporting him. What a way to end a career.

[GraceLynn @FullOfGraceUS]

When he was a fat slob and couldn't hold a job he pimped her out and she paid for his music career.
Then he turned Ultra Maga, lost the weight with drugs, and wants to trade her in for a younger woman.

I say it all the time, the harder they thump the bible, the more depraved they are. He's probably going to drop a gospel album while sleeping with teenagers.

[Dad Celebritycarname @nofreehandle]

@tamfam87 @ForgiatoBlow47 @realkarenjean It’s AI, disphit. Oh my god, we’re so fucked. 😂😂😂

[Dad Celebritycarname @nofreehandle]

@YogaRoots @ForgiatoBlow47 It’s fake, you fucking broomsticks.

[Dad Celebritycarname @nofreehandle]

@YogaRoots @ForgiatoBlow47 😂😂😂

[Dad Celebritycarname @nofreehandle]

@ForgiatoBlow47 You are so fucking gay, you fucking dork.

[Robert Red Ford™ @TheRobRedFord]

One day Lucifer went to south Africa and met a kid. He told him:

"I'll provide you all the opportunities to become a trillionaire one day, but in return you'll need to behave awkwardly, be a racist and a homophobe for the rest of your life. I'll also add a 4th hidden condition, that you'll only be made aware after achieving all of your fortune"

The kid accepted, grew up and became a trillionaire.

Years later Lucifer got hold of him and the now grown up kid asked:

"You never told me about the 4th condition" - he said

Lucifer promptly replied - "Don't worry kid, that one is on the house, surprisingly I'm not the most hated entity in the universe anymore, so considered it even. Have a nice miserable rest of your life"

Elon Musk died at the age of 130, unhappy and without being able to fulfill his delusional dream of going to Mars. He stopped having erections at 56

The end.

[MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸 @MAGACult2]

A Rothchild supposedly told Jared Kushner to buy the Albanian island. And if you’re not up to speed… Do you know who used to run finances for the Rothchilds? Epstein. Release. The. Files.

[Matthew Oliver @stilldemocrat]

Stephen Miller spotted in the Reflecting Pool repeatedly whispering ‘my precious’ to a confused tourist family

[Barbara Othmer @OthmerBarbara]

That is the truth

[Miata Farrow @MiataFarrow]

Oh Look Smokefleet fam and friends! It’s #Smokefleet trying to rescue the United States of America from scum! #Smokefleet 💨💨💨💋

[Dad Celebritycarname @nofreehandle]

@GddxJhff @AdamParkhomenko @natebargatze 😂😂😂😂

[Dad Celebritycarname @nofreehandle]

@JosephGodbold @Ally_Sammarco 😂😂😂😂

Shut the fuck up, goober.

[Ally Sammarco @Ally_Sammarco]

Nate Bargatze why did you have to do this

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

There is literally a 0% chance the US and Israel abide by the deal with Iran and it's very strange like everybody is pretending the opposite right now