giml3

Professional ⌨️ jockey- Internet Mountain Dwarf⚒🏔💰-Church of WiFi📡🛰

[giml3 @nogoodrobot]

“Biden’s Dog Bites Another Secret Service Officer”. Given what we’ve learned over the last couple of years about that org and how it decided to be political instead of it’s role? Good. Dog.

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@HackingDave Security onion is a gem! It’s a clear example of what a lot of vendors are doing completely wrong in our industry while they do it correctly. Security isn’t pay to play, it’s a fundamental need. glad they are out there and saved my ass more than once in IR. Thanks for supporting

[Dave Kennedy @HackingDave]

Hey folks! I'm the keynote for the Security Onion Conference on October 6 in Augusta GA

I really look forward to this one and some amazing speakers. Hope to see you there.

I'll be hanging around quite a bit and staying to enjoy the conference as well.

https://t.co/0US0npfIpR

[giml3 @nogoodrobot]

@HackingDave Held the title “tool wielding ape” as the service director for an apple Macintosh service company long before the Apple Store was a thing. Love it!

[Taco Slayer @tacoslayer16]

@TeamCharleston @MCASBeaufortSC

[giml3 @nogoodrobot]

I’m not an alchemist. I can summon five Tablespoons of peanut butter, dried herb, catchup and olive oil potion out of the sink saving that nightmare from becoming. New rule! No one touches food they won’t eat if it’s to make “potions”. Wait, I’m totally an alchemist!

[giml3 @nogoodrobot]

Which one of you summoned the old ones in my muffin tin this morning? I am still working on being a better baker.

[giml3 @nogoodrobot]

You know what's going on in that Bermuda Triangle?
Down in the Bermuda Traingle
Elvis needs boats.
Elvis needs boats.
Elvis Elvis Elvis
Elvis Elvis Elvis
Elvis needs boats.
Aahh! The Sailing Elvis!
Captain Elvis!
Commodore Elvis it is.

[giml3 @nogoodrobot]

Morning routine with the boy watching the dog and cat circle and beg him for food. Me: “Don’t belive a damn one of the pets lies, they have all been fed”

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@lil_lost @lintile @MalwareJake Oh new Zoom backgrounds galore. “Lintile said I could” “patch your shit” “scope creeper”

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So what are your goals when traveling? An encyclopedic knowledge of every non-chain BBQ restaurant between here and there is my jam.

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@TheJackForge Even if I’m better than I think I am, that’s like a 1tsp increase in the ingredient list I’m working with here.

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Two pie pumpkins acquired. First we ritualistically sacrifice them and roast em. Next we make some punkin muffins and punkin pancakes and some punkin purée soup.

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@RishiSunak did you seriously just act with alacrity on a dog ban when you can’t be bothered to make a life saving choice for Ukraine. Ukrainian lives are less important than scaring people and whipping up frenzy. Crap I’m agreeing with Boris Johnson ffs.

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@SF2Maui @coffeewithayman

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@coffeewithayman

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@johnmccumber Draught based shortages of red jalapeños from Mexico is probably the culprit.

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@UK_Daniel_Card How was the demi glacé on what I assume is a filet or tenderloin cut? Nice summer and root veg. Also kudos to the server for getting that to the table in its original form.

[giml3 @nogoodrobot]

@HackingDave Cut mine off couple years back now and never been happier. Don’t miss the maintenance. You do you and if makes ya happier to have it, so much the better.

[giml3 @nogoodrobot]

🎺 Year 7 🎺
$50 hot sauce challenge this year for the kids.

I'm raising funds with @extralife4kids to help kids treated at my local member hospital of Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! Will you make a donation to support me? https://t.co/fz1Rp4QJTC via @DonorDrive