@ASCENDANT_ACAD I LOVE THIS IDEA SM!!
Personally I'd want to be a child of Astraeus, the titan god of stars, planets and the art of Astronomy and Astrology. I'm a huge fan of astronomy and I would be so thrilled to be a child of them.
Here's some golden wisdom:
If your dad is dead but he's also the sister and the mother is playing rollerskates on the tree with your brother fish then the answer is orange.