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[noid @noidnotes]

She bought tools to make her work easy. I don't see a problem here.

[Olori🍒 @OloriOfOloriss]

So my friend’s man’s cleaner has a habit of buying things for the house with her own money, and it’s not the first time. The other day, she bought a new waste bin and Parker. My friend thought her man had bought them because she had been meaning to get them, only for him to say the cleaner bought them, brought them to show him and insisted he didn’t have to pay her back.

My friend is beginning to feel weird about it. I don’t know, do you guys think she’s overthinking it? Maybe the girl is just genuinely nice?

[noid @noidnotes]

Of course. Not surprised about the result. Looking forward to our next losing game.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Full-time.

[noid @noidnotes]

The world is going through a psychiatric phase.

[Jan Molski 🇵🇱 @JanMolski]

Prezes Świeczkowski wraz z grupą posłów przeciął łańcuchy i próbuje dostać się do trybunału konstytucyjnego.

Policja nie chce go przepuścić!

Przecież to bezprawie!

[noid @noidnotes]

Just as foolish as his father.

[Felix @felixherbt]

Crazy thing I saw today:

Seyi Tinubu was asking AI to list Tinubu's achievements to the former finance minister. He acknowledged that his father has failed so badly that they now depend on AI to tell Nigerians what he has achieved.

Never reinforce this failure in 2027.
#NigeriaWillBeOK #VoteNDC

[noid @noidnotes]

Ecowas is a fraud, Inec is a fraud. Fuck all of you.

[INEC Nigeria @inecnigeria]

Our Allegiance Is to Nigerians’: INEC Chairman Assures ECOWAS of Commission’s Neutrality
#NigeriaDecides2027

The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) has assured the Economic Community of West African States (ECOWAS) of its commitment to conducting credible, transparent and peaceful 2027 general elections, disclosing that Nigeria’s National Register of Voters has surpassed 103 million.

INEC Chairman, Prof. Joash Amupitan, SAN, gave the assurance while receiving the ECOWAS Pre-Election Fact-Finding Mission, led by former Vice-President of Sierra Leone, His Excellency Victor Bockarie Foh, at the Commission’s National Headquarters in Abuja.

Amupitan described the 2027 general elections as a pivotal milestone in Nigeria’s democratic journey since 1999, stressing that their successful conduct would have significant implications for democratic stability and consolidation across West Africa.

He disclosed that the Commission had successfully completed nine of the 14 major statutory milestones contained in its revised timetable and schedule of activities for the elections.

According to him, the Commission has concluded three phases of the Continuous Voter Registration exercise and completed the physical display of the Preliminary Register of Voters nationwide.

Providing details of the scale of the electoral exercise, Prof. Amupitan said INEC would deploy personnel and technological resources across the 36 states and the Federal Capital Territory, covering 774 Local Government Areas, 8,809 Registration Areas and 176,846 polling units.

He said the Commission had adopted a field-driven approach to assessing its preparedness, conducting zonal readiness assessment tours across the country's geopolitical zones.

On technology, Amupitan reaffirmed INEC’s commitment to deploying the Bimodal Voter Accreditation System (BVAS) for fingerprint and facial biometric accreditation, alongside electronic result management systems.
He also highlighted the introduction of the eEC8A electronic verification platform, which, according to him, would complement transparent result management and verification through the INEC Result Viewing Portal (IReV).

On election security, Amupitan said the Commission was working with relevant security agencies through the Inter-Agency Consultative Committee on Election Security (ICCES) to strengthen security arrangements ahead of the polls.

The INEC chairman called for stronger ECOWAS collaboration in deploying long-term and short-term election observers, sharing technical expertise and addressing emerging challenges such as electoral disinformation, logistics and inclusive voter education.

He also urged the regional body to sustain diplomatic engagement with political parties, civil society organisations and other stakeholders to promote peaceful campaigns and respect for democratic commitments.

In his remarks, the Head of the ECOWAS Pre-Election Fact-Finding Mission, Victor Bockarie Foh, explained that the mission was part of the regional organisation’s established practice of assessing electoral preparedness in member states approaching general elections.
Foh, alongside the Head of the ECOWAS Electoral Assistance Division and Permanent Secretary of ECONEC, Mr Serigne Mamadou Ka, said the mission was undertaken in line with Article 31 of the ECOWAS Protocol on Democracy and Good Governance, Article 53 of the ECOWAS Conflict Prevention Framework and relevant decisions of the Authority of Heads of State and Government.

He explained that the mission was designed to assess the preparedness of electoral stakeholders and identify areas where the ECOWAS Commission could provide support.

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

Patriarchy existed to STOP OTHER MEN.

You really think men invented patriarchy to hold YOU down? You are too weak, too fragile, too irrelevant for men to waste invention on you.

Men invented patriarchy to protect their lands, food, money, resources, women and children FROM MEN.

500 years ago women didn't know what patriarchy was because it was SURVIVAL.

No police. No 911. No guns. No cell phones. If a rival tribe wanted you, they killed your men, raped you, took your land, took your food, and married you off to their sons or kept you as maids, servants, and sex slaves. That was history.

Patriarchy said: TOUCH HER AND YOU DIE. She belongs to this man, this family, this tribe. That was not oppression. That was a DEATH THREAT to other men to keep you safe.

Pregnancy = 9 months useless. Breastfeeding mother can't run, can't fight, baby cries and brings wolves.

Who hunted? MEN.
Who fought bears? MEN.
Who fought other men? MEN.
Who built houses in snow? MEN.
Who died in wars? 90% MEN.

If men left women alone to be "independent" in 1500, you would have gone EXTINCT in one winter. No food. No fire. No protection.

You are alive today because of patriarchy.

Modern luxury - AC, Uber Eats, iPhone, birth control, police made yall RETARDED and ungrateful. You think world was always safe.

You think animals don't hunt humans for food?

Who stopped all these? Patriarchy. Men who built walls, laws, armies, civilization so you can sit on TikTok with fake eyelashes and say "patriachy oppress me."

You are not oppressed. You are PROTECTED and too dumb to know it.

Without patriarchy, you wouldn't be CEOs. You'd be extinct or a sex slave to the strongest man in your own village that’s been conquered by the enemy.

Patriarchy is not why you are suffering. Patriarchy is why you are ALIVE to complain.

[noid @noidnotes]

Everyone needs to understand that any one pushing tinubu for a second term has been paid to do so. Not a single person in Nigeria is supporting tinubu with an empty stomach.

[Big Sman.🍥 @MR__sulaiman2]

Worshippers Walk Out of Mosque in Jalingo After Imam Urges Support for Tinubu’s 2027 Bid

Muslim worshippers reportedly walked out of a Juma'at Mosque in Jalingo, the Taraba State capital, after the Chief Imam, Sheikh Ibrahim Jalo Jalingo, called on them to vote for President Bola Tinubu in the 2027 general elections.🙆‍♂️

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

If you guys come out to vote, the elections will be too big to rig.

You must come out.

If we have over 60m Nigerians out to vote!

Things can shift

[noid @noidnotes]

They have all made enough money to go live in exile. They should all leave the country or face the death penalty.

[Cyborg Warlord @Admiral_Cyborg]

Imagine a militant is telling you that he is in trouble if APC looses the election.

Bro it shows that he/they are scared of the revelations the new government would make.

He is scared that his pipeline contract would be revoked.

He is scared that the Nigerian Navy would be equipped properly to do their work and take over the creeks.

Don't vote wisely, vote out Tinubu and his chronies.

[noid @noidnotes]

@AngelTrades0 And greed.

[noid @noidnotes]

@lawrence_divers We are living in it.

[Masuhd @masuhd_]

"first go and close the door"

[noid @noidnotes]

We need to gather people like this and ship them off to the Mediterranean Sea.

[Ayo @mariolexxx]

Tinubu is Working !!

[5ive @youhatefive]

you can know a person's device type if it ends with a question mark and then:

s=46 iPhone
s=20 Browser
s=19 Android

You can try it on this tweet

[noid @noidnotes]

APC fielding criminals from top to bottom. They are the enemies.

[REAL 🟡 @Yabgmi_]

“If we don't allow APC win by 2027, I swear we are all in trouble. We are genuinely in trouble. Tinubu has to Win. APC has to win. We won't allow enemies of this country to have their way, Tinubu has to complete his second tenure.

— Tompolo

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Football belongs to the fans! Thank you to all the fans around the world, the Ballon D’Or of All Time is also yours.

[noid @noidnotes]

Even jezebel nails nor reach 200k.

[MikeMungu @MikeMungu_]

Before sending this money , Do nails really cost 200k??

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

isolation. call it unhealthy if you want, but it remains the most undefeated coping mechanism.

[noid @noidnotes]

"it's like they are animals"

Bro will kill himself if he sees the prison situation in Nigeria.

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

This is a prison in Norway 🇳🇴 😳😳

Look like a house Lagos landlord will rest for over 10 million

[AKIN-MADE @bibzyCarter]

My life is not disposable because I’m a man.

I won’t put myself in harm’s way to prove my masculinity. Someone gave birth to me too. My family wants me alive, and I have a life to live.