Dan DeVito

[need her @shittyboyz05]

the magic school bus could be in your ass rn and you wouldn’t even know

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

sneezing while driving is INSANE

[Dan DeVito @noimddydan]

Nothing beats lesbian gc comedy the week leading up to a pride event.. 🤣

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

i be like “long story short” then still tell the entire story

[Dan DeVito @noimddydan]

Random deep life talks with clients>

[Dan DeVito @noimddydan]

NY CITY COUNCIL & MAYOR: BAN HORSE-DRAWN CARRIAGES NOW! - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/elGsMiPulR via @Change

[Unkonfined @unkonfined]

Don’t forget how badly you once wanted what you have now.

[Dalton Deschain & the Traveling Show @daltondeschain]

if you see something* say something**

* cows
** ”cows”

[Lucas @illiterate_ish]

Going on a reverse mission trip.. headed to Utah to teach people the joys of sinning

[Àbíkẹ́ Oríṣéadé🔔 @oriiizgold]

Hyper-independence is a trauma response but a VERY justified one.

[Nature Explorer @_magical_nature]

Arches National Park

[meep @mummabryan]

I’m begging y’all to remember that you’re naming people, not just babies. A 17 year old will have that name, a 28 year old will have that name, a 43 year old will have that name, a 77 year old grandparent will have that name. Maybe we should rethink choosing McKeinsleigh Graycynn

[steph @steph_mcca]

oh no ! my one basket! all my eggs were in there!

[jack @SP00KY1SLAND]

the moon has entered capricorn
{art by toastedbyeli on ig}

[Quand Diggity @TheOutdoorsmenx]

Beach in Italy