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putting the extra in extraterrestrial

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I like going outside during parties to microdose leaving

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The best part of these two is watching live Lion King re-enactments every night when Bean pushes cashew off the bed

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2023

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Screaming crying throwing ass

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All this money I spend on toys and it will never amount to the joy my cats had after finding a piece of honeycomb cereal on the floor

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Get one cat, you’ll never have to poop alone. Get another cat, and they’ll never have to be alone while watching you poop

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Becoming one of those people who get sad after leaving their cats home alone all day

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I believe that the 12 Days of Christmas was written by a mom whose adult child said they liked birds once when they were 12

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Who would have thought the half blind kitten who grew up in the streets of Newark NJ would be so.. spunky.. I am stunned. I think I adopted the world’s cutest thug.

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My condolences to the ghost trying to haunt us by making scary noises thru our alarm clock radio, only for Doug to simply unplug the radio and end that

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@olvxxiv I sure hope so

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I googled to see what age babies start walking and I guess I’m going on a quest now

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Doug and I are confronting our cultural differences of Italian vs midwestern (I am making a recipe that has spaghetti topped with corn)

[Film Daze @filmdaze]

me after watching the ‘Barbie’ trailer

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Putting two good things together doesn’t always make one better thing (chicken parm sandwiches)

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Aggressively adhering to gender norms- he’s listening to daft punk and putting furniture together while I listen to Celine Dion and clean the kitchen

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My condolences to the dog who ate a whole pecan muffin this morning and thought he was having the best day of his life until his owners bring him in to induce vomiting

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Lana and Sza (with Phoebe!) dropping new music will do wonders for the seasonal affective disorder girlies this year. Will it be good or bad I don’t know but it will be something

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wait im lowkey obsessed with SNL’s Big Boys what happened to me

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When I die I want to come back as a Horse Girl