kyle

[Leon Noel 🔥 @leonnoel]

@antonosika We’ve helped train and place some of the most ambitious and mission driven devs you will ever find @resilientcoders

And placed 1000s of some of the hardest working people in tech through #100devs

I’ll add lovable to our curriculum if we can find a way to help more get hired

[tate @50FirstTates]

dog: *in tears* i was barking but-

judge: take ur time

dog: he still went to work

jury: *audible gasp*

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

politely asked a DMV employee “how’s it going” and he said “just trying not to kill myself.” it is 8:08am

[kyle @noj_aim]

i think i constantly think of hilarious tweets that never see the light of day and honestly thats 99% of my issue w twitter

[kyle @noj_aim]

if kirby inhaled an avocado is he gona just spout out mad guac?

[Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa]

i think about this every day

[kyle @noj_aim]

@yonastynate psh use gravity idiot

[kyle @noj_aim]

has anyone made a bears bucs battlestar galactica joke yet?

[gaps are superior😲 @jiggyblackgurl]

Not my sister stripping while the house on fire......I can’t breathe

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

kirby: [spitting me out]

me: well? did it work?

kirby: idk, i don’t feel anything

me: it worked

[not brendan @crocodilethumbs]

NASCAR instructor: so you just keep going left. Got it?

Matthew McConaughey: no

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

chipotle employee: do u want beans

me: listen man i dont even know if i want to be 𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦

chipotle employee: ok. im gonna just add the beans

[tia @califortia]

My sister finna come to my house n turn my ass upside down😭

[Skoog @Skoog]

me: hi yes, i would like to have a hobby

america: you rich?

me: no, sir. but i do have a lot of interests and-

america: get fucked.

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

dr frankenstein: it’s alive!

igor: great! what should we name him

dr frankenstein: uh we won’t

igor: idk might lead to some confusion

dr frankenstein: it will literally never come up

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

why do people act like learning languages is hard? if you know one you know them all. french is just fancy spanish. german is just mean french. english? that’s dumb german, baby

[Skoog @Skoog]

"i'd do anything for you," i say. "i'd give you the moon."

she smiles and pulls me close.

"what the fuck would i do with the moon?"

[Skoog @Skoog]

losing it at this