Nolan Cleary

[f4mi ‼️ @f4micom]

"Our main story tonight concerns RAM: depending on who you are, that might mean Random Access Memory, a male sheep, or a truck that's inexplicably become a core part of someone's entire personality."

[Nolan Cleary @nojofire]

Carpool karaoke but it’s just me on my way to Taco Bell

[Nolan Cleary @nojofire]

Nobody talk to me street chalupas are back at Taco Bell

[Nolan Cleary @nojofire]

Watching someone deal a deck of cards 3 at a time to everyone.

[mr. wonderful @aintagustine]

how they got hulk hogan rn https://t.co/BPypzOketg

[Nolan Cleary @nojofire]

Johnny Appleseed never got to try a cosmic crisp apple 🥲

[SriSathya @sathyashrii]

👍👍👍

[BoiledPepsii💖🎀 @EXILEDpepsii]

the subway slammer

[Lover of Knights 💫 @LoverofKnights]

“I asked chatgpt” “I asked grok”
bro I asked an ancient dragon who talks to me in riddles we're not the same

[Jake Hole 🎒 @MrToDamnFunny]

pov i just found you throwing up on yourself in my bathroom

[🙄 @pastaxprince]

At work “Lunch & Learn” but there’s no lunch so it’s just a learn https://t.co/I75XNP1orO

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

20% ON THE EU, 34% ON CHINA, 46% ON VIETNAM, 24% ON JAPAN, 49% ON CAMBODIA, 25% ON SOUTH KOREA, 36% ON THAILAND, 47% ON MADAGASCAR, 38% ON GUYANA

[ethyl ꕤ 🌼 @luvmoonv]

my Grandma voted for Trump so i made sure she fell down the stairs 🙄

[Nolan Cleary @nojofire]

Fuck you and your off leash dog in the grocery store

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

every time a bell rings a mcrib gets its tangy pickles

[Qua Literam @asubparusername]

UPDATE: Joe Biden emerges from the Amazon Jungle appearing 40 years younger. Speaking to reporters, he had this to say:

"I found it Jack."

[Owen Tooelve @owentooelve]

tailgating at husky stadium tomorrow