st. nollie’s day 🍀

she/her “nolan is a whore for a theme” -a trusted advisor •i’m here for a long time, not a good time• mystery is my mistress, i must heed her sweet call

[st. nollie’s day 🍀 @nolan_swaim]

imma dumb bitch you can’t kill me

[َ @gir1genius]

fuck argentina lol

[Pasta @Whotookmypasta_]

This one’s for the arts not the charts

[Chappell Ryan @RyanTroutSays]

Madeline Kahn in Oh Mary! would’ve been the highest form of art ever witnessed.

[clara @leclercsletters]

germany out

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

If my husband gave me an AI generated song about me they would be adding a new woman to the cell block tango song from Chicago

[belu @cwfcbueckers]

ain’t reading all that so sorry it happened

[MP @mary_pmg3945]

Computa if lesbianism is a sin why did god created Lucy Liu ANSWER COMPUTA.

[: @sn0oozey]

This is my circus and I’m one of the monkeys. I’m the best monkey. I give it my all every single time.

[♡ @rxuxtxh]

Elmo issues official apology to the @nyknicks

[anna @charliekclly]

DANNY DEVITO DEFEATS HOMOPHOBIA

[Lulu | WC 🇪🇬 @muixyui]

"who are you cheering for"
me anytime a colonized nation score against a colonizer country

[Drop Site @DropSiteNews]

🔴 The Lebanese Health Ministry says at least 3,826 people have been killed and 11,851 wounded in Israeli attacks since March 2, an increase of 28 deaths and 70 injuries since yesterday.

The jump does not appear to reflect a major escalation in new strikes. It is largely the result of civilians and recovery teams retrieving bodies from previously inaccessible areas and additional survivors of earlier attacks being hospitalized for treatment.

3 people in Lebanon were killed and a journalist wounded in four separate Israeli drone attacks yesterday. Some of the increase in the 24-hour toll may also be attributable to recent and ongoing Israeli artillery attacks, the full casualties from which may not yet have been reflected in local media reporting.

[george @StokeyyG2]

Me sat on my sofa trying to help Cape Verde defend against Spain

[Kendra Middleton @KendraMiddleton]

What if all the World Cup tourists stayed forever and we all live happily ever after

[trash jones @jzux]

"can i be a hater for a second?" my dear friend. with me you can be a hater for 1 million years

[tori @voguepearls]

i love my great country new york city

[R33D @iReedifer]

I have seen Olivia Benson attacked and shot at and look less traumatized than she does here.

[Summer @xsummerchildx]

Mariska looking like she faced off against Wemby by herself 😭

[Mar @_martremblay]

Toy Story 5 premiere to you, Mother convention to me

[B17 Bomber @B17Fortres]

I need Atlanta to vote in a Muslim Socialist. I want to be as happy as new York and I don't care what the shitty racists from Cherokee county have to say about it