Arthropod Enthusiast

Card carrying member of the weirdo swarm

[TrumpXBidenYaoi ☭ @TrumpXBidenYa0i]

bacteria on mars is now considered a human being and must be given the right to vote

[🔰Chief Georgist Shill 🔰 @BlueRepublik]

I’m not exaggerating when I say that the majority of not all of this administration needs to be thrown in jail for life by the end of all this

[Brad Bain @thebradbain]

ok, sure why not

[i2cjak @i2cjak]

electrical engineer here! this truck is severely inbred and is unable to breathe. he is in constant pain

[David Grossman @davidgross_man]

What's funny is that if he wanted, he could create Epic Bacon Studios and crank out 9 figure blockbusters with his pocket change. But he'd rather type into a computer "Make Odysseus WHITE"

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

RCMP stands by its decision to set house on fire with man inside

[goingpostal ⛤☭♌︎ @goingpostall]

“Dishonor to your family” are we living in feudal Japan? That means nothing lmfao

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!”

Bank teller on floor: what?

“Heat rises!”

(I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

>the president of Flock called anyone opposed to it terrorists just days ago

Gee, I wonder why.

[matt @mattybtweets69]

All the characters should be yellow because The Odyssey was written by Homer

[sackboy daily @sackboydaily]

only person who made work bearable is quitting tomorrow

[jay 🌌 SAW MCR :D @twinkjodie]

cannot believe they found someone who looks even more on the verge of tears than starmer

[raina douris @RahRahRaina]

elmo. please. do not read the book he tries to give you

[primordial soup kitchen @fernbirg]

Here Bond, a cyanide pill disguised as a mint. You can use it to kill yourself in a pinch. And this Bond, is your watch. It’s fitted with a detonator to kill yourself if necessary. And of course your gun, the Walther PPK. Only one bullet though so save it for if you’re captured.

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

So all the groveling and agreeing to all his terms and destroying our social safety net to build up a massive military and hiring 1000 RCMP officers for his border while building pipelines while the country burns all did nothing and things are worse now than they've ever been

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Addicts will use any occasion possible as an excuse to relapse

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

I feel like this only child behavior. If I am splitting something with someone I am immediately bisecting that entire plate in my mind and creating an impenetrable 50% barrier that I cannot cross. Battles were fought over such borders in my youth.

[Arthropod Enthusiast @nolanneedsanap]

@omgsidewalks @AlanaFeral Well they would’ve if had made them this much money you see