Nolan Hansen

Hockey is a cool sport.

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If I was a major tech company or website, every year for April fools day I would make all text comic sans

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@astoldbymeagan nah. They right

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"I'm not saying this to be hurtful but you're fucking nuts and selfish." Oh well I'm glad you're not being hurtful cus otherwise I'd be hurt

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Going through my stuff and found this. @WindhamFootball

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https://t.co/iGZHeleXMz

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When someone uses the phrase "that's why they lost the war" in reference to WW2, they're just saying "my dad kicked your dads ass"

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@elllliec

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@exkuhs_me I'm kinda remembering why I deleted it. It's not lit

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@elllliec @ me bro

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Bb I'm bck

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@zsprague45 well I mean there is always restraining orders

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Happy birthday @MorgueTM hope you have a swell day

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@c_noel94 Rachael made you get it huh

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@astoldbymeagan I'm ight

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@patxback seems legit

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"Liz, AJ needs you to rub his nipples"
"I can use my tongue, I'm older now."

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Posted this to Reddit. Really Internet?

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@astoldbymeagan that's adorable and tear jerking

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Yesterday I witnessed the horror of Puppy Monkey Baby for the first time. I fear I will not sleep for weeks.

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@DezeraiStorm @astoldbymeagan my b ladies