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[Den @noldorian]

Summation of Reddit’s film criticism:

“Disclosure Day would be considered middling garbage if anyone *other* than Stephen Spielberg was attached to it.”

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

WAKE TF UP

[Den @noldorian]

You make a Masters of the Universe tentpole in 2010 so dads who fondly remember their toys from the early 1980s can take their similarly-aged sons and daughters. Now, those same dads are expected to take their post-college kids? Making this movie in 2026 is deeply silly.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Trump skipped his son’s wedding so he could surrender to Iran and China on Memorial Day Weekend.

MAGA:

[Den @noldorian]

Is Tulsi’s husband’s rare bone cancer Trump-wants-you-out-emia?

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

should we REALLY make our schedule release video in halo?

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[Den @noldorian]

Rex Reed was a pop culture icon and tremendously shitty film critic. Best way to remember him is to consider that he was a relic first, and a journalistic professional dead last.

[Den @noldorian]

Margo’s Got Money Troubles is fun but, while I love her, Michelle Pfeiffer is 20 years too old for the mom role. The character is middle-aged, just past her prime and watching it sunset on her daughter, but I’m getting the vibe of elderly here which totally cuts into it.

[Den @noldorian]

It’s good to see that in The Dog Stars trailer, Jacob and Margaret are keeping up their skin care regimen. The apocalypse may have killed 90% of humanity, but keeping your skin toned is the real struggle.

[Den @noldorian]

Enemy of faith

https://t.co/8KZ5yQkG31

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

This one is so much more accurate than the original.

[Den @noldorian]

Am I taking crazy pills or something because you can't look at the Val Kilmer documentary and glimpse his spirituality and think the actor would want anything to do with the monstrous bullshit of AI generating a performance of him. This is gross.

[Den @noldorian]

With all due respect to Spielberg, Disclosure Day looks like a lesser effort from 1982. Pressing questions about Roswell feels like a non-sequitur as the world burns and aliens magically uniting the people of earth vibes naive and out of touch.

[Den @noldorian]

@SoundTransit why is the 1 Line running so slow in south king county?

[Den @noldorian]

The Ireland hire is such a weird vote of no confidence in Jesse Ehrman.

[Josh @traveler1984]

@NRA @NRA if we can’t carry, then what purpose do you have?

[Den @noldorian]

The person in charge of the US‘s nuclear arsenal, the guy that’s dictating our climate policy and dismantling the apparatus to deal with it, the President in control of America’s future doesn’t have a third grader’s understanding of math. Rapist, felon, imbecile.

[Den @noldorian]

‘“It’s not like we have this opposition to movies into theaters,” Ted Sarandos, Netflix’s co-chief executive, said on a conference call with investors.’

Hahahahahaha

[Den @noldorian]

Kinda sorta proof that Paramount will become a shit-show under conservatives like the Ellisons.

https://t.co/h8fur2k5f1

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

THIS IS WHY MAGA LOVES HIM.

EVERY DAY, DURING EVERY MEETING...

DONALD FIGHTS WOKENESS.