Nolyn Wyatt

professional loser; enthusiastic wackjob

[cozy @bimbotheory]

Like one thing Dolly was always very adamant about is that no one besides her family ever saw what she really looked like behind the wig, clothes, and makeup—what a violation

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 Zohran Mamdani bans the use of AI in NYC public schools.

[₊˚ 🦢・₊ @itsmepspsps]

I genuinely don’t understand how we are supposed to casually process that a glacier literally collapsed in Nepal, erasing 19 bridges and killing over 600 people, because the planet is too hot. And instead of stopping it, billionaires are building more data centres. Psychotic!

[Forgan 💚🧡 @forganforge]

I can’t believe Dolly Parton is still dead I was kinda expecting her to rise on the third day like Jesus

[Exposing Clay Travis @ExposingClay]

This probably goes hard if you’re a fucking moron

[Metta Bhavana "officialfineprintenvoy" #5xjabbed @MettaBhavana1]

Whoops. How to be schooled, Matt!

[pinkishlefty @pinkishlefty]

The absolute funniest part of capitalist ideology is that they somehow managed to convince everyone that "freedom" meant like...the freedom to choose between 63 kinds of shampoo, and not like...the freedom to quit a job you hate without losing your health insurance.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Imagine being such a horrible, horrible person, that every time someone dies, people are collectively dissapointed it wasn't you.

[Jack @GayLaVie]

Hurricane Dolly taking out Mar-a-Lago would convert me from being an atheist into the most devout and sanctified believer

[Vivian @suchnerve]

See how respectfully people react to a celebrity death when the celebrity was actually a good person? 👁️‍👁️

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Apocalypse Draws Near As Last Remaining Universally Beloved Human Being Passes Away https://t.co/FNeIqbDq6p

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

that rat bitch jolene did this

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

This is why it drives me mad when people say, “Don’t you wish you’d had AI to write your college essays?” No, because writing those essays was a pleasure, because I enjoy looking things up in books and I like learning. I take pride in my work because I’m not a loser.

[𐙚 ꒰ lambi ꒱🌱 @lazylambzz]

can we start using the phrase “you people cant do anything” for AI users instead of for neurodivergent people??

[vicky mochama @vmochama]

titanic submersible tour guide

[Ed Blake @Therealedblake]

Mitch McConnell is the only vegetable the FDA hasn’t recalled

[🔻Doom Scromitariat🔻 ☭ @DoomScrollingML]

I love how Twitter will have ppl with usernames like "FruitBytheFootjob69" and their analysis of geopolitics contains a level of understanding that Atlantic staff writers have nightmares about.

[Joe @electionsjoe]

I love how the world is in chaos and NYC gets the sunshine and rainbows subplot.