Rando Calrizzian

i don’t need a checkmark… you can’t fake this

[Rando Calrizzian @nomadalexander1]

@Ryan_Parkerrr An economist could explain this to you…

I’m not sure that would make much difference to you, though…

You don’t need an answer, you need understanding…

You have a perception, but you do not have perspective…

You have a close-minded, ignorant, incorrect view of economics

[Rando Calrizzian @nomadalexander1]

@BigBull778 https://t.co/IZPYV2e78l

Pretty crazy how they both gave their daughters the same allowance… surely these stories aren’t made up

[pretty xoxo💋 @prettyxoxo1d]

Tom Cruise reportedly explained why he’s no longer supporting his daughter, Suri Cruise:

“She promised me she would change her behavior, and even after we were no longer together, I still made sure I provided for her. I was sending her $35,000 every week, but after someone told me she had been going to nightclubs and spending money on her boyfriends, I decided to cut her off completely and swore I would never support her again.”

[Rando Calrizzian @nomadalexander1]

@mtgreenee Don’t you have somebody that looks at these tweets before you post them?

[Rando Calrizzian @nomadalexander1]

@LangmanVince Masculine men are toxic because they like chicks…

And because they like chicks, the go to the gym, which is racist…

Then they eat lots of beef so they can grow their muscles, which contributes to global warming…

DNC = Does Not Curl

[Mike Johnson @MikeJohnson]

REMINDER: It's widely acknowledged that polls underestimate Republicans, especially in critical states like Iowa, Michigan, Ohio and elsewhere.

We have 33 days until the most important midterm ever, and we are staying on OFFENSE.

We must beat the communists, preserve common sense, and continue SAVING AMERICA! 🇺🇸

[Rando Calrizzian @nomadalexander1]

@AbakpaJob It’s simple economics…

The Straight of Hormuz is closed…

That means oil is more expensive…

Which obviously correlates to higher Hulu prices…

Jesus fucking Christ… read a book

[Rando Calrizzian @nomadalexander1]

@ASDylanJohnson @UnderSecPD Spoiler: WSJ already knew that

[Rando Calrizzian @nomadalexander1]

@reborn_444 Wow, stunning military analysis from… checks notes… the Caribbean…

You’re an idiot

[Rando Calrizzian @nomadalexander1]

@ZacGoldsmith Soros money… that’s the answer

[Rando Calrizzian @nomadalexander1]

@xXBigSteveXx @piper4freedom That mf did not say nasal and you know it

[Rando Calrizzian @nomadalexander1]

@marklevinshow Are we sure this isn’t France?

[Rando Calrizzian @nomadalexander1]

@alifarhat79 lol I already knew what it was before I heard it

[Rando Calrizzian @nomadalexander1]

@elonmusk James Bond’s next car needs to be a Tesla Roadster… what kinda tech is he gonna get?

[Rando Calrizzian @nomadalexander1]

@elonmusk @beffjezos Modern air combat will eventually just turn into two autonomous fighters trying to electronic attack each other lol

Meanwhile, neither side has any idea what the fuck is going on

[Rando Calrizzian @nomadalexander1]

@johnrich Higher taxes

[Rando Calrizzian @nomadalexander1]

@kimmie_c_ Jake from State Farm wrote this

[Rando Calrizzian @nomadalexander1]

@ThatCheerMomOfX This is disgusting… I’m bookmarking this so I know to stay away from it

👀

[Rando Calrizzian @nomadalexander1]

@Seanzy2012 @thestinkeye 🤝

[Rando Calrizzian @nomadalexander1]

@Seanzy2012 @thestinkeye You know… when they built the SR-71, somebody had to fly it for the first time… before anybody had ever flown it before…

Pretty sure we can figure out how to fly something we’ve already flown in the past

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Accurate analysis