Patrick🍉

mental breakdown away from a face tattoo

[👑🗽 @_sosoqueens]

NYPD better have the Military out there with them tonight, cuz if the Knicks win we confiscating the Empire State Building, we need that

[Ben Carlos Thypin @SoBendito]

My mayor’s Muslim
My bagel’s Jewish
My president is unfortunately still alive
Knicks in 5

[Perry Maysun🧸 @perrymaysun]

Victor wembanyama is a domestic terrorist

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

bernie sanders you are such a pitiful fucking loser, one of the greatest let downs of all time

[Patrick🍉 @nomadic_dipshit]

Alone in my psych ward room dancing to lemon meringue tie

[∿spencer.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ @_ontologic]

what’s ur bronouns? lately I’m partial to big dawg

[Patrick🍉 @nomadic_dipshit]

There’s a barefoot man in the sauna and I can’t think of a faster way to get athletes foot or ringworm

[tooth🔆🇵🇸🇮🇪 @toothbrushlord]

THEY ARE MAKING FAN EDITS ON TIKTOK

[Patrick🍉 @nomadic_dipshit]

@Smokidd

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

if yall want to watch a 27 year old fight a 58 year old man so badly just put me in the same room with my father

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

got scurvy before even leaving port. captain is pissed. im the worst pirate ever. thinking about walking the plank... #sadpirate

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[Patrick🍉 @nomadic_dipshit]

Hella susceptible to fall damage

[ꉂ • ༚ • ིྀ @PINKFR1DAY]

who tf dies falling down 3 floors

[ash ⚔︎ @ashl3af]

bouncing on it in a way that’s OSHA-compliant

[bort @tacobort]

Brother I gotta be real with you the Taco Bell sign is a siren on the rocks and this car is my ship

[Southern Dan @StolenDans]

eating disorder? yeah man i'm eating dis order of french fries hahahahaha but yeah no my relationship with food is lowkey not great

[fae⚧️ @grassfay]

i’ve picked up smoking

[buth’s hole @warm__hole]

Hit your vape AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE because when you die you won’t be able to hit it anymore

[Patrick🍉 @nomadic_dipshit]

@EvanPrinciple @TLCplMax Calm down and know your place loot drop